Jack Sparrow Testifies chords by The Kiffness

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 3rd
• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: A minorAm

🎸 Verse 1:

  A minorAm
There once was a girl who made a turd
     DmDm        A minorAm
on the bed & her name was Amber Heard
   A minorAm
She made stuff up, to bring Johnny down
  E MajorE         A minorAm
So off to court they go (huh!)


🎸 Chorus:

FF      C majorC
Soon may the verdict come
   DmDm        A minorAm
That Amber’s lying out her bum
FF       C majorC
We’ll drink a pint of rum
   E MajorE        A minorAm
When Johnny’s free to go

🎸 Verse 2:

  A minorAm
It wasn’t enough to soil the bed
  DmDm          A minorAm
she cut off his finger & bashed his head
    A minorAm
on the door and yet she still said
  E MajorE           A minorAm
she could never hurt him, so (huh!)

🎸 Chorus:

FF      C majorC
Soon may the verdict come
   DmDm        A minorAm
That Amber’s lying out her bum
FF       C majorC
We’ll drink a pint of rum
   E MajorE        A minorAm
When Johnny’s free to go

🎸 Verse 3:

  A minorAm
Ob-jection heresay all day long
DmDm       A minorAm
Ambers lawyers can find no wrong
    A minorAm
Johnny hits the drink & bong
   E MajorE       A minorAm
But did he hit her? No (huh!)

🎸 Chorus:

FF      C majorC
Soon may the verdict come
   DmDm        A minorAm
That Amber’s lying out her bum
FF       C majorC
We’ll drink a pint of rum
   E MajorE        A minorAm
When Johnny’s free to go

🎸 Verse 4:

  A minorAm
Amber in a desperate plea
   DmDm        A minorAm
The Captain's mind was not of greed
  A minorAm
But he belonged to the whaleman's creed;
   E MajorE        A minorAm
She took the ship in tow (huh!)

🎸 Chorus:

FF    C majorC
Lie lie la-lie lie lie
DmDm        A minorAm
Lie lie la-lie lie lie
FF       C majorC
Lie lie la-lie lie lie
E MajorE     A minorAm
Lie lie la-lie lie lie

🎸 Verse 5:

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The moral of this weird story
  DmDm        A minorAm
is don’t marry a celebrity
   A minorAm
I think that we can all agree
    E MajorE      A minorAm
it’s a literal sh*tshow

🎸 Chorus:

 FF         C majorC
I know it might not make sense
    DmDm       A minorAm
But it shows domestic violence
  FF      C majorC
is not an exclu-sive offence
 E MajorE        A minorAm
committed just by guys, so

🎸 Verse 6:

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So who did lose and who did win?
  DmDm           A minorAm
The jury’s verdict has come in.
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To no surprise it has always been
  DmDm       A minorAm
The lawyers makin’ dough

🎸 Chorus:

FF        C majorC
So now that the verdict’s come
 DmDm        A minorAm
I think we all knew from day one
   FF  C majorC
that Amber lied out'er bum
  E MajorE        A minorAm
but Johnny’s free to go

  E MajorE        A minorAm
but Johnny’s free to go