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πΈ Intro:
A A Bm Bm G D
A A Bm Bm G D
πΈ Verse :
A A A Bm Bm
There's a line at the door full of underage whores
G D A
And the bouncer lets 'em on by
A A Bm Bm
There's some clown from LA who's trying to sing Hank
G D A
But it sounds more like bad Barney Fife
A A Bm Bm
And the bar's filled with dudes raised with silver spoons
G D A
Hanging out of their mouths
A A Bm Bm
And the girls are all bitches just digging for gold
G G E
Trying to get my dumb poor ass to buy them a round
πΈ Chorus:
D A
And they're all drinking Michelob ULTRAs
F#m D
And they make me just wanna go home
D A
And things don't look the way they're supposed to
F#m B E A
Baby, this ain't the Nashville I know
πΈ Instrumental:
A A A A A A
πΈ Verse :
A A Bm Bm
Some dude gave a high-five to his buddy's new highlights
G D A
"I swear, bro
I can't see your roots"
A A Bm Bm
And they're both scared to dance 'cause some fucktard in France
G D A
Designed their new lizard-skin boots
A A Bm Bm
And the girls think it's cool when the guys act like tools
G D A
And pick fights with guys smaller than they are
A A
I wish they'd start shit with me
Bm Bm
I'd knock out their whitened teeth
G G E
And piss on their Hollywood sports car
πΈ Chorus:
D A
And they're all drinking Michelob ULTRAs
F#m D
And they make me just wanna go home
D A
And things don't look the way they're supposed to
F#m B E A
Honey, this ain't the Nashville I know
πΈ Bridge:
F#m F#m A
I'm sick of these pop stars pretending
E A
Somebody must've forgot to mention
A F#m B
To bring a chain for my wallet and gel for my hair
E E E
On the way to the douchebag convention
πΈ Instrumental:
E E D C#m Bm
Bm Bm Bm
Shit
πΈ Chorus:
N.C. A A Bm Bm
And you could bet your ass I won't be leaving
G D A
I just hope that I'll witness the end
A A Bm Bm
Of these jerk-offs and metros and debutante skanks
G D A
And get the Nashville I know back again
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Published: January 23, 2023
Last Updated: February 6, 2026