Verse 1: Dm F Gm F Momma looking good in some jeans all ripped Dm F Gm F Got a baby in her belly and a baby on her hip Dm F Gm F Little toe headed rascal peeing off the porch Dm F Daddy got a shotgun looking for a stork Gm F Oh lord Chorus: Dm F And that's po-dunk Gm F Don't give a flying hillbilly f**k Dm F I said po-dunk Gm F House full of youngins and a yard full of junk Dm F Love us if you can, sorry if you can't Gm F Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't Dm F Gm F Po-o-o-o, Po-Dunk!
Verse 2: Dm F Gm F Bible by the bed and a bottle sitting pretty Dm F Gm F Pigskin on the TV, bacon in a skillet Dm F Gm F ?: Dm F Bunch of fake flamingos flocking by the ditch Gm F (Can I get a witness?!) Chorus: Dm F And that's po-dunk Gm F Don't give a flying hillbilly f**k Dm F I said po-dunk Gm F House full of youngins and a yard full of junk Dm F Love us if you can, sorry if you can't Gm F Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't Dm F Gm F Po-o-o-o, Po-Dunk! Bridge: Po-dunk Verse 3: Dm F Put your adult beverage over your head Gm F If you're bat sh*t crazy and your neck is red Dm F As the dirt on the road where we all grew up Gm F Sing something with me if you ain't nothing but... (You ain't nothing but, you ain't nothing but, you ain't nothing but) Chorus: Dm F And that's po-dunk Gm F Don't give a flying hillbilly f**k Dm F I said po-dunk Gm F House full of youngins and a yard full of junk Dm F Love us if you can, sorry if you can't Gm F Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't Dm F Gm F Po-o-o-o, Po-Dunk!