Chords with lyrics
Key: D MajorD
Intro
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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty
Some say I'm old as fuck
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Still sipping Jim Beam whiskey
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'Cause goddamn pandemic suck
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I guess I'm fucking fifty
No need to look it up
Well I might be fucking fifty
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But I still don't give one fuck
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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty
But I'm still standing tall
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Even though I can't hear shit
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I can't see and I'm going bald
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I guess I'm fucking fifty
But I'm better off than you
Well I might be fucking fifty
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But your mom still thinks I'm cool, woo
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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty
I'm through drinking and blacking out
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No more talking shit about Oprah
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Or fighting at the Waffle House
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I guess I'm fucking fifty
A augmentedA far cry from seventeen
Well I might be fucking fifty
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But this dick's still long and lean
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Ah shit
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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty
No more groupies o-on the bus (I gotta chill)
I don't hang much more with outlaws
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I spend more time at Toys-R-Us
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I guess I'm fucking fifty
But that's okay with me
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I still rock like a chair, middle finger in the air
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With my granddaughter on my knee
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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty
And as I stare down fifty-one
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I got a million crazy stories
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And can't remember fucking one
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I guess I'm fucking fifty
But I still love to dance
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Yeah
I might be fucking fifty (ah shit Bob adlib)
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I think I just shit my pants
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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty
Getting old really sucks
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Strippers used to kiss me
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Nowadays it costs twenty bucks
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I guess I'm fucking fifty
But I still ain't no lame duck
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And if the critics still don't dig me, fuck 'em
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They can get deez nuts, yeehaw