Fifty chords by Kid Rock

• Key: D

Intro
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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty

Some say I'm old as fuck
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Still sipping Jim Beam whiskey
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'Cause goddamn pandemic suck



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I guess I'm fucking fifty

No need to look it up

Well I might be fucking fifty
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But I still don't give one fuck

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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty

But I'm still standing tall
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Even though I can't hear shit
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I can't see and I'm going bald

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I guess I'm fucking fifty

But I'm better off than you

Well I might be fucking fifty
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But your mom still thinks I'm cool, woo

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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty

I'm through drinking and blacking out
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No more talking shit about Oprah
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Or fighting at the Waffle House

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I guess I'm fucking fifty

A far cry from seventeen

Well I might be fucking fifty
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But this dick's still long and lean

🤘 Break:
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Ah shit

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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty

No more groupies o-on the bus (I gotta chill)

I don't hang much more with outlaws
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I spend more time at Toys-R-Us

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I guess I'm fucking fifty

But that's okay with me
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I still rock like a chair, middle finger in the air
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With my granddaughter on my knee

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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty

And as I stare down fifty-one
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I got a million crazy stories
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And can't remember fucking one

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I guess I'm fucking fifty

But I still love to dance
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Yeah
I might be fucking fifty (ah shit Bob adlib)
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I think I just shit my pants

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Well I guess I'm fucking fifty

Getting old really sucks
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Strippers used to kiss me
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Nowadays it costs twenty bucks

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I guess I'm fucking fifty

But I still ain't no lame duck
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And if the critics still don't dig me, fuck 'em
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They can get deez nuts, yeehaw