Chords with lyrics
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Douchebag on the Beach who brought a guitar
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
A-hole on the Beach smoking a cigar
E MajorE A7A7 E MajorE
Drunk girl on the beach who thinks that she's at a bar
B7B7 A7A7 E MajorE
All you beach offenders out there you know who you are
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
White trash family who's sitting too close
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
Inbred family your children are gross
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
You never secure your umbrella. Yeah there it goes
B7B7 A7A7 E MajorE
Why Do Humans always ruin what I love the most
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
Teen mom who won't keep an eye on her kid
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
I hope he gets eaten by a giant squid
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations
B7B7 A7A7 E MajorE
I don't need to hear all about your gross operations
E MajorE
A-hole with a metal detector
E MajorE
Your T-shirt says bikini inspector
B7B7
Sand castle pervert is making a six foot dong
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
I think we can agree that it was a mistake
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
Stupid brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls
B7B7 A7A7 E MajorE
Old man in a speedo everybody can see your old balls
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
Douchebags in the ocean get ready to run
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
Excuse me fisherman can i boroow your chum
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
Now I'll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come
B7B7 A7A7 E MajorE
Watching douchebags swim for their lives is always good fun