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Santa Was Stoned At Christmas chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Chorus:
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Santa was stoned at Christmas
Chord diagramD MajorD
How'd he get that high
Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramF#F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
Chord diagramBB                       Chord diagramE MajorE
That makes the bastards fly
Chord diagramA augmentedA
I shared a cone with Santa
Chord diagramD MajorD                 Chord diagramA augmentedA
Chord diagramA augmentedA happy Christmas high
            Chord diagramF#F#               Chord diagramE MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
     Chord diagramA augmentedA
And, so was I

Verse 1:
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Thought I'd stopped believin' in Santa
Chord diagramD MajorD
Untill last Christmas night
Chord diagramA augmentedA                                    Chord diagramF#F#
I was havin' a quiet little cone on me own
Chord diagramBB                        Chord diagramE MajorE
When I looked up into the sky
Chord diagramA augmentedA
I saw this sleigh comin' outta controle
Chord diagramD MajorD
Headin' straight for my place
Chord diagramA augmentedA                       Chord diagramF#F#
Crashed and burned in my backyard
Chord diagramE MajorE
Woah Santa was off his face

Chorus:
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Santa was stoned at Christmas
Chord diagramD MajorD
How'd he get that high
Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramF#F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
Chord diagramBB                       Chord diagramE MajorE
That makes the bastards fly
Chord diagramA augmentedA
I shared a cone with Santa
Chord diagramD MajorD                 Chord diagramA augmentedA
Chord diagramA augmentedA happy Christmas high
            Chord diagramF#F#               Chord diagramE MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
     Chord diagramA augmentedA
And, so was I

Verse 2:
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Yeah Santa was wrecked a total mess
Chord diagramD MajorD                            Chord diagramA augmentedA
When he dropped in outta the blue…
                       Chord diagramF#F#
In a bettered old sled full of whacky weed
   Chord diagramBB               Chord diagramE MajorE
And six bent reindeer too
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Now you might think
Chord diagramD MajorD                    Chord diagramA augmentedA
That I'm makin' this up
            Chord diagramD MajorD              Chord diagramA augmentedA
But you can think what you like
Chord diagramF#F#                           Chord diagramE MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
             Chord diagramA augmentedA
And so was I

Chorus:
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Santa was stoned at Christmas
Chord diagramD MajorD
How'd he get that high
Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramF#F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
Chord diagramBB                       Chord diagramE MajorE
That makes the bastards fly
Chord diagramA augmentedA
I shared a cone with Santa
Chord diagramD MajorD                 Chord diagramA augmentedA
Chord diagramA augmentedA happy Christmas high
            Chord diagramF#F#               Chord diagramE MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
     Chord diagramA augmentedA
And, so was I

Verse 3:
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Yeah Santa was ripped at Christmas
Chord diagramD MajorD                           Chord diagramA augmentedA
Shit faced maggotted stoned And
Chord diagramF#F#                                Chord diagramBB
When I helped him untagle his reindeer
                  Chord diagramE MajorE
He offered me a cone
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Well then I strapped him back
Chord diagramD MajorD
In that battered old sled
Chord diagramA augmentedA
N'after one more toke of the bong

And a crack of the whip
     Chord diagramF#F#
and a 'Come you bastards'
Chord diagramBB                Chord diagramE MajorE
Santa Clause was gone

Chorus:
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Santa was stoned at Christmas
Chord diagramD MajorD
How'd he get that high
Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramF#F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
Chord diagramBB                       Chord diagramE MajorE
That makes the bastards fly
Chord diagramA augmentedA
I shared a cone with Santa
Chord diagramD MajorD                 Chord diagramA augmentedA
Chord diagramA augmentedA happy Christmas high
            Chord diagramF#F#               Chord diagramE MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
     Chord diagramA augmentedA
And, so was I

Chord diagramC majorC

Outro:
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Santa was stoned at Christmas
Chord diagramD MajorD
How'd he get that high
Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramF#F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
Chord diagramBB                       Chord diagramE MajorE
That makes the bastards fly
Chord diagramA augmentedA
I shared a cone with Santa
Chord diagramD MajorD                 Chord diagramA augmentedA
Chord diagramA augmentedA happy Christmas high
            Chord diagramF#F#               Chord diagramE MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
     Chord diagramA augmentedA
And, so was II

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