Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Chorus:
A augmentedA
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D MajorD
How'd he get that high
A augmentedA F#F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
BB E MajorE
That makes the bastards fly
A augmentedA
I shared a cone with Santa
D MajorD A augmentedA
A augmentedA happy Christmas high
F#F# E MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A augmentedA
And, so was I
Verse 1:
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Thought I'd stopped believin' in Santa
D MajorD
Untill last Christmas night
A augmentedA F#F#
I was havin' a quiet little cone on me own
BB E MajorE
When I looked up into the sky
A augmentedA
I saw this sleigh comin' outta controle
D MajorD
Headin' straight for my place
A augmentedA F#F#
Crashed and burned in my backyard
E MajorE
Woah Santa was off his face
Chorus:
A augmentedA
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D MajorD
How'd he get that high
A augmentedA F#F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
BB E MajorE
That makes the bastards fly
A augmentedA
I shared a cone with Santa
D MajorD A augmentedA
A augmentedA happy Christmas high
F#F# E MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A augmentedA
And, so was I
Verse 2:
A augmentedA
Yeah Santa was wrecked a total mess
D MajorD A augmentedA
When he dropped in outta the blue…
F#F#
In a bettered old sled full of whacky weed
BB E MajorE
And six bent reindeer too
A augmentedA
Now you might think
D MajorD A augmentedA
That I'm makin' this up
D MajorD A augmentedA
But you can think what you like
F#F# E MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A augmentedA
And so was I
Chorus:
A augmentedA
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D MajorD
How'd he get that high
A augmentedA F#F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
BB E MajorE
That makes the bastards fly
A augmentedA
I shared a cone with Santa
D MajorD A augmentedA
A augmentedA happy Christmas high
F#F# E MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A augmentedA
And, so was I
Verse 3:
A augmentedA
Yeah Santa was ripped at Christmas
D MajorD A augmentedA
Shit faced maggotted stoned And
F#F# BB
When I helped him untagle his reindeer
E MajorE
He offered me a cone
A augmentedA
Well then I strapped him back
D MajorD
In that battered old sled
A augmentedA
N'after one more toke of the bong
And a crack of the whip
F#F#
and a 'Come you bastards'
BB E MajorE
Santa Clause was gone
Chorus:
A augmentedA
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D MajorD
How'd he get that high
A augmentedA F#F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
BB E MajorE
That makes the bastards fly
A augmentedA
I shared a cone with Santa
D MajorD A augmentedA
A augmentedA happy Christmas high
F#F# E MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A augmentedA
And, so was I
C majorC
Outro:
A augmentedA
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D MajorD
How'd he get that high
A augmentedA F#F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
BB E MajorE
That makes the bastards fly
A augmentedA
I shared a cone with Santa
D MajorD A augmentedA
A augmentedA happy Christmas high
F#F# E MajorE
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A augmentedA
And, so was II