Fuck Fake Hippies Ukulele chords by Kesha

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	knows you go to Melrose for those clothes

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And everybody sees that you prefer to drive my black Mercedes Benz

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And i won't meet you at the Starbucks down the street

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And everybody knows he's just a secret trust fun baby


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Fuck fake hippies.

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Fuck fake hippies.

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Fuck fake hippies.

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You kinda smell like shit.

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Because real hippies,

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They don't wear zubie

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They don't have blackberries,

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So fuck fake hippies.


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You don't eat meat so you can't fit into chick jeans

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And i don't understand you wipe you're shitty ass off with your hands

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Cuz you don't believe in toilet paper, just chick jeans.

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And i'm fucking sick of these musician artist mood swings


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Fuck fake hippies.

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Fuck fake hippies.

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Fuck fake hippies.

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You kinda smell like shit.

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Because real hippies,

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They don't wear zubie

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They don't have blackberries,

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So fuck fake hippies.


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So fuck fake hippies.

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Fuck you fake hippie

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You stupid hippie.

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You shitty ass hippie,

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You kinda smell like shit.


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And i guess i mean that literally

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Shit stains in your zubie jeans

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Text message in that blackberry

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You stupid fucking fake hippie.


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Fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

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Oh fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew.

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Fuck you suck my dick too, ew ew ew ew.

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Suck my dick, ew ew ew ew.


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We see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

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We see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

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We see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

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We see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.


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ewwwww.