The Bad Years chords by Kerrigan And Lowdermilk

Intro:
D

D                             A                 D
At what age do I have to stop smoking?
                        A               G
‘Cause I think there’s a cut off,
G               Dm      A
When it stops being cool.
D         G              D
And you just have lung cancer.
A
And I like wife beaters.
A
And keg stands.
A                        G
And indie bands.
                        A
But I think there’s a cut off.
                                D
I hope it isn’t twenty-five.

Verse 1:
G                                       D
And I would hope that I’ll stop being poor someday.
G                                       Dm
‘Cause I really want a flat screen TV.
G                                       D
Like, my friends all have flat screen TVs,
D
And I want one.
D
And an iPhone.
Bm        A
And an IRA.
Bm           A
What’s an IRA?
                D
I don’t know.

Verse 2:
D
Everybody’s getting married
D
And I can’t do it.
                        G
My girlfriend wants to.
     Dm
But I don’t want to.
G
‘Cause then you have babies.
    Dm
And you don’t have one.
             G
You have multiple babies.
D
In succession.
        Gm
And babies puke.
                D
They puke almost as much

As the drunk girl my roommate brought home last night.
        G
And I won’t clean up puke
        D
So I can’t have babies.
Bm          A
Or drunk girls.

Solo:
        Bm                  A           D
So I’m standing on 10th avenue.
A                       G
I’m standing on 10th avenue.
                     A
My toilet is dirty.
D
I’m wearing a wife-beater.
                      Am          G
I’m thinking of this other girl I met.
A                        Dm
And I’m smoking a cigarette.

Outro:
Dm              G
They say these are
           A
The best years of your life.
Dm
I don’t know about that.
G                     D
Second grade was pretty good.
A
We went to Wildwood.
G
Middle school was cool,
A
I kissed girls. They were sober.
Dm
I don’t think these are
       A                D
The best years of your life.
Gm      D
These are…
D       A
These are…