Chords with lyrics
Chorus:
C6C6 C#dim7C#dim7 Dm6Dm6 D#dim7D#dim7
A augmentedA fine romance with no kisses
E minor 7Em7 Am7Am7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7
A augmentedA fine romance, my friend this is
C6C6 Ebdim7Ebdim7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
C6C6 A7A7 Gb7Gb7 F7F7 E7E7 A7A7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
Chorus:
C6C6 C#dim7C#dim7 Dm6Dm6 D#dim7D#dim7
A augmentedA fine romance you won't nestle
E minor 7Em7 Am7Am7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7
A augmentedA fine romance you won't wrestle
C6C6 C7C7 Fmaj7Fmaj7 A7/E
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
Dm7Dm7 D#dim7D#dim7 E minor 7Em7 Eb7Eb7 Dm6Dm6 G7G7 C6C6 Dm7Dm7 G7G7
I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance
Chorus:
C6C6 C#dim7C#dim7 Dm6Dm6 D#dim7D#dim7
A augmentedA fine romance my good fellow
E minor 7Em7 Am7Am7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7
You take romance I'll take jello
C6C6 Ebdim7Ebdim7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7
You're calmer than the seals in the artic ocean
C6C6 A7A7 Gb7Gb7 F7F7 E7E7 A7A7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Chorus:
C6C6 C#dim7C#dim7 Dm6Dm6 D#dim7D#dim7
A augmentedA fine romance with no quarrels
E minor 7Em7 Am7Am7 Dm7Dm7 G7G7
With no insults and all morals
C6C6 C7C7 Fmaj7Fmaj7 A7/E
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants
Dm7Dm7 D#dim7D#dim7 E minor 7Em7 Eb7Eb7 Dm6Dm6 G7G7 C6C6 Dm7Dm7 G7G7