Shitty Golfer chords by Toby Keith
Guitar chords with lyrics
Verse 1: G G/F I'm a sh*tty golfer, you can ask my wife C G I've been out there hackin' every day of my life C G I got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters A D D (drag the pick) and this new taylormade driver didn't make me any better G G/F Man, I hit 'em fast and I hit 'em thin C G I roll 'em in the bunker's man, I hit 'em again C G E Slice 'em in the bushes, crank 'em in a creek A D G I popped that sucker up and hooked it out on the street
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Chorus:
C G
Yeah, I'm 245 right down the middle
D G
and I'll miss the green, to the left just a little
C G
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
A D
Hit that son of a b**ch right up there in the leather
C G E
If you call that good, and let me press on the side
A D G
You can put me down for a fight
Verse 2:
G G/F
Hey, I'm a sh*tty golfer, most of us are
C G
But we carry our clubs in the back of our cars
C G E
What else you gonna do when your out of town
A D D
and you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round
G G/F
Man, I played Augusta, and I played Pebble Beach
C G
and one time at Sawgrass I shot 83
C G E
If I live long enough to be 88
A D G
I think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age
Chorus:
C G
Yeah, I'm 245 right down the middle
D G
and I'll miss the green, to the left just a little
C G
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
A D
Hit that son of a b**ch right up there in the leather
C G E
If you call that good, and let me press on the side
A D G
You can put me down for a fight
E A D G
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