Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
G+G G/F
I'm a sh*tty golfer, you can ask my wife
C majorC G+G
I've been out there hackin' every day of my life
C majorC G+G
I got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters
A augmentedA D MajorD D MajorD (drag the pick)
and this new taylormade driver didn't make me any better
G+G G/F
Man, I hit 'em fast and I hit 'em thin
C majorC G+G
I roll 'em in the bunker's man, I hit 'em again
C majorC G+G E MajorE
Slice 'em in the bushes, crank 'em in a creek
A augmentedA D MajorD G+G
I popped that sucker up and hooked it out on the street
Chorus:
C majorC G+G
Yeah, I'm 245 right down the middle
D MajorD G+G
and I'll miss the green, to the left just a little
C majorC G+G
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
A augmentedA D MajorD
Hit that son of a b**ch right up there in the leather
C majorC G+G E MajorE
If you call that good, and let me press on the side
A augmentedA D MajorD G+G
You can put me down for a fight
Verse 2:
G+G G/F
Hey, I'm a sh*tty golfer, most of us are
C majorC G+G
But we carry our clubs in the back of our cars
C majorC G+G E MajorE
What else you gonna do when your out of town
A augmentedA D MajorD D MajorD
and you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round
G+G G/F
Man, I played Augusta, and I played Pebble Beach
C majorC G+G
and one time at Sawgrass I shot 83
C majorC G+G E MajorE
If I live long enough to be 88
A augmentedA D MajorD G+G
I think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age
Chorus:
C majorC G+G
Yeah, I'm 245 right down the middle
D MajorD G+G
and I'll miss the green, to the left just a little
C majorC G+G
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
A augmentedA D MajorD
Hit that son of a b**ch right up there in the leather
C majorC G+G E MajorE
If you call that good, and let me press on the side
A augmentedA D MajorD G+G
You can put me down for a fight
E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G
Oh yeah you can put me down for a fight