Xxl chords by Keith Anderson

Tuning: EADGBE

INTRO: G7

Verse1

G7
Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me

Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
C7
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
               G7
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
           D7
This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
G    NC 	  	  	              F
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L

G7

Verse2

G7
By the second grade I was five foot two

Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
C7
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
         	   G7
And the coach-es had me playin' high school football
      D7
Uncle Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL
G    NC 	  	  	  	      B
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L


CHORUS:
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
          G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
       G7(ring out) 	  	  	            F
I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held
G 	  	  	  	  F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L

INTRO

Verse3

G7
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida

Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
    C7
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
         G7
They want a real man with meat on his bones
     D7
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells
          G   NC      	  	         B
They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L


CHORUS:
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
          G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
       G7(ring out) 	  	  	            F
I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held
G 	  	  	  	  F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L


Guitar solo G7, C7, G7, D7, G7


CHORUS:
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
          G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
       G7(ring out) 	  	  	            F
I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held
G 	  	  	  	  F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L

Piano Solo
           D7
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself
       G7 (ring out) 	            F
Why all the girls love a double X-L
G    NC  	  	         F
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L

INTRO