Chords with lyrics
Tuning: EADGBE
INTRO: G7G7
Verse1
G7G7
Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
C7C7
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
G7G7
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
D7D7
This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
G+G NC FF
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L
G7G7
Verse2
G7G7
By the second grade I was five foot two
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
C7C7
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
G7G7
And the coach-es had me playin' high school football
D7D7
Uncle Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL
G+G NC BB
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L
CHORUS:
C7C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7(ring out) FF
I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held
G+G FF
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
INTRO
Verse3
G7G7
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
C7C7
A augmentedA skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
G7G7
They want a real man with meat on his bones
D7D7
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells
G+G NC BB
They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L
CHORUS:
C7C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7(ring out) FF
I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held
G+G FF
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
Guitar solo G7, C7, G7, D7, G7G7
CHORUS:
C7C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7(ring out) FF
I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held
G+G FF
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
Piano Solo
D7D7
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself
G7G7 (ring out) FF
Why all the girls love a double X-L
G+G NC FF
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L
INTRO