Intro: E5 E5 E5 Mmmmmmmmmmm mm Verse: E5 They built a strip club down on Church Street And a liquor store right next door In this eight ball town
You put your roots in the ground G5 A5 E5 And your whiskey in your bathroom drawer E5 Daddy made ends in a Peterbilt Momma kept baggies in her bra Ain't no HGTV southern living magazine G5 A5 E5 Beats all you ever saw Chorus: E5 D We got preachers, cheaters, home room teachers A A5 G County records, backroad tweakers Em D Nosey neighbors, moonshine makers A5 Dealers and believers E5 We say bless your heart D Come as you are A5 Ain't no prejudice G We're just crazy Catholics Backwards baptists A5 Crystal Megthodists G E5 D A5 A5 A-men Verse: E5 Well Jesus said love thy neighbor Even if the car's on blocks Said mind your own, don't cast them stones G A5 E5 But he didn't say nothing 'bout rocks E5 So the Sheriff's kid's selling on the corner Putting that silver spoon to use E He'll be high as a tornado, serving them potatoes G A E At the luncheon Sunday afternoon Chorus: Em D We got preachers, cheaters, home room teachers A A5 G County records, backroad tweakers E5 D Nosey neighbors, moonshine makers A5 Dealers and believers Em We say bless your heart D Come as you are A Ain't no prejudice G We're just crazy Catholics Backwards baptists A5 A Crystal Megthodists Em D A A A-men Instrumental/Solo: E5 D A A E5 Break: E5 Em Amen E Em Amen A Amen A5 A Amen Chorus: Em D We got preachers, cheaters, home room teachers A A5 G County records, backroad tweakers Em D Noset neighbors, moonshine makers A5 Dealers and believers Em We say bless your heart D Come as you are A A5 Ain't no prejudice G We're just crazy Catholics Backwards baptists A5 A Red wine and communion addicts G5 G Sunday sober, holy roller A5 Crystal Methodist A Em D A5 A5 A-men Outro: E5 D A A We're Amen Em D A A5 Amen E5 D A5 Wooh A E5 A-men