Crystal Methodist chords by Kasey Tyndall

• Capo on 1st
• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

Intro:

E5     E5

E5
Mmmmmmmmmmm mm


Verse:
 E5
They built a  strip club down on Church Street

And a liquor store right next door

In this eight ball town

You put your roots in the ground
          G5              A5       E5
And your whiskey in your bathroom drawer

 E5
Daddy made ends in a Peterbilt

Momma kept baggies in her bra

Ain't no HGTV southern living magazine
G5            A5      E5
Beats all you ever saw


Chorus:
        E5                   D
We got preachers, cheaters, home room teachers
 A               A5       G
County records, backroad tweakers
 Em               D
Nosey neighbors, moonshine makers
 A5
Dealers and believers

        E5
We say bless your heart
     D
Come as you are
 A5
Ain't no prejudice

            G
We're just crazy Catholics

Backwards baptists
 A5
Crystal Megthodists
G E5   D   A5   A5
A-men


Verse:
      E5
Well Jesus said love thy neighbor

Even if the car's on blocks

Said mind your own, don't cast them stones
        G          A5            E5
But he didn't say nothing 'bout rocks

        E5
So the Sheriff's kid's selling on the corner

Putting that silver spoon to use
          E
He'll be high as a tornado, serving them potatoes

        G              A     E
At the luncheon Sunday afternoon


Chorus:
        Em                   D
We got preachers, cheaters, home room teachers
 A               A5       G
County records, backroad tweakers
 E5               D
Nosey neighbors, moonshine makers
 A5
Dealers and believers

        Em
We say bless your heart
     D
Come as you are
 A
Ain't no prejudice

            G
We're just crazy Catholics

Backwards baptists
 A5            A
Crystal Megthodists
  Em   D   A   A
A-men


Instrumental/Solo:
E5   D   A   A   E5


Break:
E5    Em
  Amen
  E   Em
Amen
     A
Amen
    A5    A
Amen


Chorus:
        Em                   D
We got preachers, cheaters, home room teachers
 A               A5       G
County records, backroad tweakers
 Em               D
Noset neighbors, moonshine makers
 A5
Dealers and believers

        Em
We say bless your heart
     D
Come as you are
 A             A5
Ain't no prejudice

            G
We're just crazy Catholics

Backwards baptists
A5                     A
Red wine and communion addicts

G5             G
Sunday sober, holy roller
 A5
Crystal Methodist
A Em   D   A5   A5
A-men


Outro:
        E5   D   A  A
We're Amen
  Em   D   A   A5
Amen
 E5   D   A5
Wooh

A E5
A-men