Chords with lyrics
Key: Bb majorBb
Verse :
Bb majorBb
I just really hate your face
Bb majorBb
Though I know that won’t surprise you
F minorFm
But, to me, your skin is one giant wart
And your laugh’s one big snort
E MajorE Eb MajorEb
And you stink, so, in short
I despise you
Bb majorBb
You disgrace the human race
Bb majorBb
‘Cause you’re more of a mosquito
F minorFm
I would rather have the dentist and drill
Then this swine in the swill
E MajorE Eb MajorEb
And if you were a bill
I would veto
Chords:
AbAb AbmAbm G+G
And if the world was perfect
C minorCm FF
You would be gone without a trace
AbAb Bb majorBb
But since the world could never be that great
Eb MajorEb
I’ll just hate your stupid face
Refrain:
C majorC
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
F minorFm Bb majorBb
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Verse :
Bb majorBb
I just really like your face
Bb majorBb
You don’t have to look so happy!
F minorFm
I’m not really into love that you flaunt
In some glittery font
E MajorE
But if that’s what you want
Eb MajorEb
Make it snappy!
Bb majorBb
I just feel so out of place
Well, except for when you’re near me
F minorFm
When you’re gone
I’m like a plant with no root
Or a song that’s on mute
E MajorE
Don’t you dare call it cute!
Eb MajorEb
You should fear me!
Chords:
AbAb AbmAbm G+G
And if the world was perfect
C minorCm FF
You would have never invaded my space
AbAb Bb majorBb
But since the world’s obsessed with saying “psych!”
Eb MajorEb
Now I like your stupid face
Refrain:
C majorC
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
F minorFm Bb majorBb
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Verse :
Bb majorBb
I just really miss your face
Though, by now
I must disgust you
F minorFm
I had tried to be the stubbornest mule
‘Cause I knew life was cruel
FF Eb MajorEb
So I guess I was foolish to trust you
Bb majorBb
But I wait here, just in case
Though I know I’m being senseless
F minorFm
How could I have ever been so naive
And wear my heart on my sleeve
FF Eb MajorEb
When I knew it would leave me defenseless
Chords:
AbAb AbmAbm G+G
And if the world was perfect
C minorCm FF
You would be here in my embrace
AbAb Bb majorBb
But since the world denied me one last kiss
Eb MajorEb
I’ll just miss your stupid face
C majorC
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Eb MajorEb
“What are you doing here ”
“I didn’t run away! …It was a strategic retreat.”
GbGb
“What is there to talk about? It’s over—I ruined it.”
“Well yeah, of course I’m sorry, but—”
FF
“No—no, don’t forgive me! Why do you do that? Why give me another chance to mess things up ”
“Because you WHAT !”
Bridge:
Bb majorBb
Those three little words
Out of the blue
Bb majorBb
Completely uncalled for
Especially from you
DbDb
Why don’t you hate me?
Why do you care?
DbDb
Can’t you berate me? Isn’t that fair?
Where is your glare?
D MajorD
Don’t you dare leave our problems and pain on the shelf!
GbmGbm
Because if you don’t hate me
I can’t hate myself
GbGb DbDb
But that’s why I need you
AbAb
You shatter my fear
GbGb
‘Cause despite my misdeed, you
AbAb
Are still right here
A augmentedA
Though it’s stupid to date me
You’re willing to try
A augmentedA
And if you don’t hate me
Then why should I?
Bb majorBb
“Are you sure you don't want to give up on me ”
Eb MajorEb
"You're a moron ”
Verse :
Bb majorBb
So you think that we could work?
Here I thought I’d been the dumb one
F minorFm
("What ") You’re forgiving me for all I did wrong
You’re unmuting the song
E MajorE Eb MajorEb
And again
I belong to someone
Bb majorBb
You can drop the stupid smirk
Though, by now
I guess you’ve earned that
F minorFm
‘Cause no matter how intensely I pout
Your stupid face will win out
E MajorE Eb MajorEb
And I guess it’s about time I learned that
Chords:
AbAb G+G C minorCm FF
And though we go together like a Chanel No.5 and mace
AbAb Bb majorBb
At least it’s not as dull as fitting like a glove
AbAb Bb majorBb
‘Cause you’re a nightmare that I’ve not been dreaming of
AbAb Bb majorBb
But I suppose that when push comes to shove
("Fine.")
Eb MajorEb
I love your stupid face
Refrain:
C majorC
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
F minorFm Bb majorBb
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
"Your stupid face…"