Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
Verse 1:
G+G 
C majorC 
E minorEm
Everybody wants to be the girl
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Everybody wants to be extraordinarily beautiful
G+G C majorC E minorEm G+G
Everybody wants to rule the world, or the room at least
G+G BB E minorEm C majorC
And assume that they'll be the one with a crowded funeral
G+G C majorC E minorEm
Everybody wants to have the time
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Everybody wants to count their calories, and money, and their likes
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Baby, my job is just to rhyme, and I'm fine with that
G+G BB E minorEm
Don't concern myself with all of the lives I might've had
Pre-Chorus:
G+G C majorC E minorEm
I don't think I'm too fat, or too skinny for that matter
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
I see photos of vacations and I know they're faking laughter
G+G C majorC E minorEm
It's a trip, you only got one shot, let'er rip
G+G C majorC E minorEm 
A minorAm
Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes (Ha)
Chorus:
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
I like myself most of the time
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
I like myself most of the time
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
Verse 2:
G+G C majorC E minorEm
Even planet Earth took seven days
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Even if it looks real, you can fake it in a million different ways
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Nobody chose to have their face, but you're stuck with it
G+G BB E minorEm
So rather than counting my curses, I try to stay positive
Pre-Chorus:
G+G C majorC E minorEm
I don't think I'm perfect, but I got some things together
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
I see photos of proposals that I know are empty gestures
G+G C majorC E minorEm
Get a grip, you only got one shot, let'er rip
G+G C majorC E minorEm A minorAm
Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes (Ha)
Chorus:
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
I like myself most of the time
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
I like myself most of the time
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
Post-Chorus:
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime? (Ha)
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime?
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime? (Ha)
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime?
Bridge:
G+G C majorC E minorEm A minorAm
I don't like myself some of the time
G+G C majorC E minorEm A minorAm
No, I don't like myself some of the time
G+G C majorC E minorEm A minorAm
Cause I fuck up a lot and fall behind
G+G C majorC E minorEm A minorAm
No, I don't like myself some of the time
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
When I write songs and tell myself it's art
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
And I drink alcohol til I see stars
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
When I isolate myself til I'm too proud to ask for help
G+G C majorC E minorEm A minorAm
When life gets hard, cause life gets hard
Chorus:
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
I like myself most of the time
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
I like myself most of the time
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
Post-Chorus:
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime? (Ha)
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime?
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime? (Ha)
G+G C majorC E minorEm D MajorD
Is that a crime?
