Happy Holidays You Bastard Chords

Key: B Verse 1: B F# It's Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents B F# Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents G#m E And I hate, hate, hate your guts I hate, hate, hate your guts B F# E And I'll never talk to you again Chorus: E Unless your dad will suck me off B F# E I’ll never talk to you again E Unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E I'll never talk to you again E Ejaculate into a sock B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# I'll never talk to you again

Verse 2: B F# It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs B F# Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs G#m E And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fucking shitting his pants B F# E And I'll never talk to you again Chorus: E Unless your dad will suck me off B F# E I’ll never talk to you again E Unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E I'll never talk to you again E Ejaculate into a sock B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# B I'll never talk to you again