This Old Mans Too Drunk To Drive chords by Junkhouse

Chords with lyrics

• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: E MajorE

♫ Intro:

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♫ Verse 1:
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This old man, he played one
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Lost his money on the buffalo run
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Now he's lyin' in jail with a head full of knives
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This old man is too drunk to drive

♫ Verse 2:
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This old man gave a dog a bone
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And there's a beehive head on the telephone
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I see a big bus comin' full of maritime wives
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This old man is too drunk to drive


♫ Chorus:
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This old man
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This old man
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This old man
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I say ooooh


♫ Verse 3:
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This old man is made of earth and bone
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Just a ten-watt bulb in a trailer home
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Keep your big mouth shut
I said your fat momma lies
   N.C.
This old man is too drunk to drive

♫ Chorus:
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This old man
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This old man
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This old man
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I say ooooh


♫ Interlude:
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♫ Verse 4:
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This old man shuffled off to war
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He gave a diamond bullet to a Paris whore
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And now this Hamilton life never looked so alive
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This old man is too drunk to drive