Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Chorus: D C G D C G Dogs are Gross, Dogs are super Gross G C Whoever thought to make these weirdos our pets D C G Because dogs are super gross Verse 1: C F Hanging out in the yard with my pup G C I’m reading a book, then I look up Am Dm She suddenly begins to roll around E7 Am In a pile of rabbit feces F G Then saunters over F G C And says Mommy pet me please
Chorus: D C G D C G Dogs are Gross, Dogs are super Gross G C Whoever thought to make these weirdos our pets D C G Because dogs are super gross Verse 2: C F Our house looks like it’s made of fur G C She’ll eat anything that we drop on the floor Am Dm Sticks her nose into your private parts E7 Am Unleashes righteous smelly farts F G Whenever it rains she wears a special perfume F G C Maintains eye contact while she’s taking a poo Chorus: D C G D C G Dogs are Gross, Dogs are super Gross G C Whoever thought to make these weirdos our pets D C G Because dogs are super gross
Verse 3: C F She drools in my lap while I’m trying to eat G C Water from the toilet bowl’s considered a treat Am Dm Her pee is so toxic that it kills my grass E7 Am Why is she constantly licking her… butt? F G Eats used tissues from the garbage bin F G C Barfs up her dinner and then eats it again Chorus: D C G D C G Dogs are Gross, Dogs are super Gross G C Whoever thought to make these weirdos our pets D C G Because dogs are super gross Outro: D C G D C G Oh, dogs are Gross, Dogs are super Gross G C Whoever thought to make these weirdos our pets D C G Because dogs are super gross, oh C D G dogs are super gross
