Leavin On A Dare chords by The Journeymen

Intro:
 Em

          G              D
 I like to fuck I like to screw
          C               Am                   Em
 I drive a tractor trailer truck and think of you
          G               D
 I take my Coors in a paper cup
          C                  D            G
 I like my whores all gussied up in powder blue

 Em              D
 Darlin’ if I am leaving
    C       C/B       Am
 I’m leavin’ on a dare
     Em                 D
 And sweet thing if I’m unfaithful
              C        D       G
 That doesn’t mean that I don’t care

            G               D
 Get on your ears light up a smoke
               C                   Am                         Em
 Hell it’s been years since I heard myself a decent Polack joke
               G               D
 Let’s head out west and go for broke
            C                    D
 Gotta denim vest and a gal named Bess
                 G
 That I’d like to poke


 Em            D
 Sugar if I am leaving
         C        C/B     Am
 Well I’m leaving on a prayer
    Em               D
 And punkin if I’m unfaithful
          C           D         G
 That only means that life ain’t fair

 Solo (Verse - Chorus)

             G                D
 Got eighteen kids in thirteen towns
             C                 Am                Em
 Lost two to SIDS got one with Downs and an iron lung
             G                  D
 Got eighteen wheels and thirteen gears
           C                    D                    G
 With heavy heels and a hate for queers that keeps me young


 Em              D
 Darlin’ if I am leaving
         C       C/B      Am
 Well I’m leavin’ on a dare
      Em                  D
 And sweet thing if I’m unfaithful
           C         D       G
 It doesn’t mean that I don’t care
           C         D       G
 It doesn’t mean that I don’t care
        C          D        Em