If Youtube Comment Wrote A Love Song Ukulele chords by Jon Cozart

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Key: C

Difficulty: Intermediate

Intro:
Gm Cm D x2

Verse 1:
                    Gm       Cm D
"imma slide into ya DMs today"
                       Gm        Cm D
'Cause "u r a gorgous amazing bae"
                           Gm           Cm D
"this is delightful to my ears and brain"
                              Gm       Cm      D
"Nice hair my cousin hair is kinda is like that"

"I LOVE YOU"


Chorus 1:
Cm                         D
The mood is right but the words are so wrong
 Cm                    F
When YouTube comments write a love song


Verse 2:
                          Gm    Cm D
"HI I LOVE YOU THAT'S ALL OK BYE"
                                  Gm         Cm D
"I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR BROWS AND YOUR EYES"
                                Gm           Cm D
"Your nice looks face," "I love how you rhyme"
    Gm       Cm D
"I cri evrytiem," "Have My Babies."


Chorus 2:
Cm                      D
There is no doubt that I'll die alone
Cm                      F
When YouTube comments write a love song


Verse 3:

Oh, hey! "Hey quick question that kind of just popped up
Gm         Cm D
Are you gay?"
                Gm  Cm D
What? "are you gay?"
                Gm        Cm D
"not 2b racist but r u gay?"
                                 Gm           Cm D
"Why do all of the awesome guys have to be gay?"


Chorus 3:
Cm                  D
It's no big deal, I just wanna know
Cm                           F
When GayTube comments keep, "I gay, homo"


Verse 4:
             Gm  Cm D
*Heavy breathing*
     Gm Cm D
*Crying*
                    Gm Cm D
*Sweet moment of silence*
                 Gm   Cm D
*Pop-Tart eating noises*
Gm Cm D
Ew


Bridge:
Cm                             D
Words aren't enough cause the feeling's too strong
Cm         F
*Crying in gay*


Verse 5:
                                    Gm                  Cm  D
Gosh, you don't have any towels in there. My hands are all wet
              Gm            Cm D
"wtf you're still alive????" What?
                                 Gm             Cm D
"imma keep it real with you...I thought you died" It's been like a minute
       Gm       Cm  D
"IT'S BEEN A YEAR," What? "IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS"


Outro:
N.C.
"the rare jon cozart emerges from his cave for his annual appearance,"
N.C.
Don't touch me, what are you doing?
N.C.
"only to return to his hibernation for a year" (Ow, ow)
N.C.
Elise! Elise! What are you- stop it!
N.C.
"I MISSED YOU"
N.C.
What?

*Jon Cozart dies*