Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: B Difficulty: Novice Capo 4th fret Intro: e|---3-/5-/7-/8~----7-\5-\3-\2----|--------------| B|--------------------------------|---3-/5-/7~---| G|---4-/5-/7-/9~----7-\5-\4-\2----|--------------| D|--------------------------------|---4-/5-/7~---| A|--------------------------------|--------------| E|--------------------------------|--------------|
G D5 Em Bm C G6 D e|------3---------------0-------------|-------------------------0—2----| B|------3-----3---------0--------3-x--|------1-----0--------3----------| G|------0-----2-------0----------4-x--|------0-------0------2----------| D|----------0---0---2-----2------4-x--|------2-----------0-------------| x2 A|----------------------------2-------|--3-----------------------------| E|--3---------------------------------|----------3---------------------| / = slide-up ~ = vibrato x = dead note Verse 1: G D5 Em Bm If I had my own way C G6 D5 You'd be with me here today G D5 Em Bm But I rarely have my own way C G6 D5 I guess that's why you're not here with me today Chorus 1: Em D C/G And the li--brarian said Em D C/G "You can't buy no respect" Em D C/G I said "hey lady, what can you expect C/G D G C/G D G When I'm lyin' on the floor?" Verse 2: G D5 Em Bm Well you're a lovely lady but you don't wanna' be C G6 D5 No girl of mine G D5 Em Bm Well the only thing you ever done for me C G6 D5 Was help me waste my time Chorus 2: Em D C/G And I saw you at the funeral Em D C/G You were standin' there like a temple Em D C/G I said, "hi, how are you, hello" C/G D G And I pulled up a casket and crawled in C/G D G C/G D G Yes I did Bridge: G D5 Em Bm Climbed up a mountain and I looked around C G6 D5 Some kind of circus with all them clowns G D5 Em Bm I said "hey, wait a minute, can't we slow down a bit?" C G6 D5 And I almost got hit by a truck G D5 Em Bm Well it just goes to show ya' that we're all on our own C G6 D5 Scroungin' for our own share of good luck G D5 Em Bm Stab your brother in the back C D5 C G/B Am7 G And pick up your paycheck C G/B Am7 Verse 3: G D5 Em Bm C G6 D G D5 Em Bm Goodbye lonely heart drawings C G6 D5 You never did work anyhow G D5 Em Bm I'm lookin' for a nice girl C G6 D5 And I don't want no cow Chorus 3: Em D C/G I'm headin' out West Em D C/G Gonna' find me the best Em D C/G Well I played the game but I failed the test C/G D G If I can't be a lover then I'll be a pest C/G D G Yes I will C/G D G Yes I will C/G D G Yes I will Outro: G7 e|---3-/5-/7-/8~----7-\5-\3-\2----|--------------1---| B|--------------------------------|---3-/5-/7----0---| G|---4-/5-/7-/9~----7-\5-\4-\2----|--------------0---| D|--------------------------------|---4-/5-/7----0---| A|--------------------------------|--------------2---| E|--------------------------------|--------------3---|
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