Capo
1
Difficulty
Beginner πΆ
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Intro:
Dm7
Verse 1:
Dm7
The only ring I gave her came collect from county
Dm7
She finally called it quits and said she's better off without me
G7
And I'd be better off if I could stay out of this glass
A7
But on this here stool, this here fool is swearin' she'll come back
Chorus:
G7
She says I ain't got a shot, but I'm sittin' here with two
Dm7
I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew
G7
They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into
Dm7
But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor
A7
Black label, loudmouth soup
Dm7
Fool proof
Verse 2:
Dm7
It's like it sees me comin', and pours itself into
Dm7
a man who's down to nothin', feelin' Johnny Walker Blue
G7
It makes me dial her number when it makes me drink enough
A7
And it wakes me up hungover, and makes her keep on hangin' up
Chorus:
G7
Sayin' I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two
Dm7
I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew
G7
They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into
Dm7
But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor
A7
Black label, loudmouth soup
Dm7
Fool proof
[Instrumental]
G7 Dm7 G7 A7
Bridge:
Dm7
Fool me once, hell, fool me twice
C
Just fool me strong and over ice
Chorus:
G7
I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two
Dm7
I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew
G7
They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into
Dm7
But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor
A7
Black label, loudmouth soup
Dm7
Fool proof
Outro:
Dm7
Fool proof
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Song History
Published: May 18, 2026
Last Updated: May 18, 2026