Fool Proof Chords

Intro: Dm7 Verse 1: Dm7 The only ring I gave her came collect from county Dm7 She finally called it quits and said she's better off without me G7 And I'd be better off if I could stay out of this glass A7 But on this here stool, this here fool is swearin' she'll come back Chorus: G7 She says I ain't got a shot, but I'm sittin' here with two Dm7 I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew G7 They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into Dm7 But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor A7 Black label, loudmouth soup Dm7 Fool proof Verse 2: Dm7 It's like it sees me comin', and pours itself into Dm7 a man who's down to nothin', feelin' Johnny Walker Blue G7 It makes me dial her number when it makes me drink enough A7 And it wakes me up hungover, and makes her keep on hangin' up Chorus: G7 Sayin' I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two Dm7 I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew G7 They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into Dm7 But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor A7 Black label, loudmouth soup Dm7 Fool proof [Instrumental] G7 Dm7 G7 A7

Bridge: Dm7 Fool me once, hell, fool me twice C Just fool me strong and over ice Chorus: G7 I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two Dm7 I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew G7 They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into Dm7 But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor A7 Black label, loudmouth soup Dm7 Fool proof Outro: Dm7 Fool proof