Chords with lyrics
F7F7 E7E7 A7A7
Would you like to swing on a star
D7D7 G+G F7F7
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
E7E7 A7A7 D7D7
And be better off than you are
G+G
Or would you rather be a mule
G+G C majorC G+G C majorC
A augmentedA mule is an animal with long funny ears
G+G C majorC G+G E minor 7Em7
Kicks up at anything he hears
A7A7 D MajorD
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
E minor 7Em7 A7A7 D MajorD D7D7
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak.
G+G C majorC G+G F7F7 E7E7 Am7Am7
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
D7D7 G+G
You may grow up to be a mule.
F7F7 E7E7 A7A7
Or would you like to swing on a star
D7D7 G+G F7F7
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
E7E7 A7A7 D7D7
And be better off than you are
G+G
Or would you rather be a pig
G+G C majorC G+G C majorC
A augmentedA pig is an animal with dirt on his face
G+G C majorC G+G E minor 7Em7
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
A7A7 D MajorD
He has no manners when he eats his food
E minor 7Em7 A7A7 D MajorD D7D7
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
G+G C majorC G+G F7F7 E7E7 Am7Am7
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
D7D7 G+G
You may grow up to be a pig
F7F7 E7E7 A7A7
Or would you like to swing on a star
D7D7 G+G F7F7
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
E7E7 A7A7 D7D7
And be better off than you are
G+G
Or would you rather be a fish
G+G C majorC G+G C majorC
A augmentedA fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
G+G C majorC G+G E minor 7Em7
He can't write his name or read a book
A7A7 D MajorD
To fool the people is his only thought
E minor 7Em7 A7A7 D MajorD D7D7
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
G+G C majorC G+G F7F7 E7E7 Am7Am7
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
D7D7 G+G
You may grow up to be a fish
F7F7 E7E7 A7A7
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
D7D7 G+G F7F7
Every day you meet quite a few
E7E7 A7A7 D7D7
So you see it's all up to you
G+G G/F# E minorEm A7A7
You can be better than you are
D7D7 G+G
You could be swingin' on a star