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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Key: C
Difficulty: Novice
Verse 1:
Am F C G
I took you home to meet my family
Am F C G
You asked if you could stay the night
Am F C G
Honestly I would not have minded, (no)
Am F C G
'Til you gave my sister the eye
Verse 2:
Am F C G
We sat for dinner round the table
Am F C G
Big mumma's famous shepherd's pie, (Big mumma)
Am F C G
I dropped my fork so went to find it, (oh)
Am F C G
Saw your hand on my sister's thigh
Pre-Chorus:
F
Oh I
G
Don't know why...
Chorus:
Am F
I thought I was your mister
C G
But you just want my sister
Am F C G
Oh, why have you done this to me, baby?
Am F
Now I know why you kissed her
C G
When we played family twister
Am F C
Oh, how awkward Christmas will be
G
For me
Verse 3:
Am F C G
And now you're standing at the altar
Am F C G
You look so beautiful in white
Am F C G
But it's not me who's standing with ya, (no)
Am F C G
It's that backstabbing bitch sister of mine
Pre-Chorus:
F
Oh I
G
Don't know why...
Chorus:
Am F
I thought I was your mister
C G
But you just want my sister
Am F C G
Oh, why have you done this to me, baby?
Am F
Now I know why you kissed her
C G
When we played family twister
Am F C
Oh, how awkward Christmas will be
G
For me
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Last Updated: September 10, 2025