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Brain-storming habit-forming battle-warning weary
D MajorD
winsome actor spewing spineless chilling lines
D MajorD
the critics falling over to tell themselves he's
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boring and really not an awful lot of fun.
C majorC D MajorD
Well who the hell can he be when he's never had V.D.,
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and he doesn't even sit on toilet seats?
Court-jesting, never-resting
D MajorD
he must be very cunning
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to assume an air of dignity
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and bless us all with his oratory prowess,
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his lame-brained antics and his jumping in the air.
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And every night his act's the same
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and so it must be all a game of chess he's playing