Merry Nothin Ukulele chords by Jessie Reyez

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One year ago, it was snowin' like crazy
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And we bought two sleds and a bottle
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Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down
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And we kissed at the bottom
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Memories we made that are useless today
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And that I wish I could have forgotten
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'Cause early December, we finally broke up
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But now Christmas feels just like a coffin
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We could have waited
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'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were
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Eyy, eyy
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Merry Christmas, merry nothing
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This December sucks
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I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
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Santa Claus ain't real
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He's fake just like most people
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(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)
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Christmas, merry nothing
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This December sucks
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I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
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Santa Claus ain't real
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He's fake just like most people
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(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)
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   Santa's fake just like most people
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(Fake just like most people)
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I can't walk into a mall
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'Cause this holiday music makes me wanna die
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Every time I see a snowman, it's mood
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'Cause that's really how I feel inside
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Everything's red or it's green
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But the coca is white
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And lonely is blue
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All that I want this Christmas is amnesia
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And good dick from somebody new
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We could have waited
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'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were
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Eyy, eyy
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Merry Christmas, merry nothing
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This December sucks
      Am                            F
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
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Santa Claus ain't real
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He's fake just like most people
  Am                          F
(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)
    C
Christmas, merry nothing
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This December sucks
     Am                             F
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
  C
Santa Claus ain't real
      G
He's fake just like most people
  Am                          F
(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)
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   Santa's fake just like most people
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(Fake just like most people)