Walmart chords by Jesse Welles
Guitar chords with lyrics
- Capo on 1st
- Difficulty: Beginner 👶
Verse:
B
I saw a toddler eat a cigarette
On a cart of Keystone beer
C#7
I was eyeing art supplies
Some dude named Tanner called me queer
F# F#7
I do not wanna go
B
To Walmart today
Verse:
B
I saw a woman, standin', hummin'
To the tune of Delta Dawn
C#7
On a dead battery scooter
With just pajamas on
F# F#7
I do not wanna go
B
To Walmart today
Chorus:
E
To Walmart today
Or tomorrow
Or the day after that
B
Don't go misunderstand me for some
Pinko commie rat
C#7
I hold close the belief
Rising waters raises ships
F# F#7
But was burying the living
Good ole Sammy's dying wish
Verse:
B
I saw a 104 year old woman
Bolted to a register countin' change
C#7
Her manager was ten years old
With a smart phone for a brain
F# F#7
I saw a family of 33
Red headed, boilin' over
B C#7
Pick the clearance aisle apart
E F# F#7
Like some buzzards on the shoulder
Chorus:
E
I don't wanna go to Walmart today
Or tomorrow
Or the day after that
B
It's a mirage in a desert of bullshit
They created
That's a fact
C#7
I also do believe to the victor
Goes the prize
F# F#7
But to keep a good man down
Is just a something I despise
Verse:
B
I saw a serpent in the produce
Hissin', coiled talkin' smack
C#7
He was talkin' about prices
Some shit about rollin' back
F# F#7
I do not wanna go
B
To Walmart today
Verse:
B
This just in
G# 5 News Forecast
'Dusting of snow'
C#7
I need eggs and bread and milk
Like I need another hole
F# F#7
I do not wanna go
B
To Walmart today
Chorus:
E
To Walmart today
Or tomorrow
Or the day after that
B
Don't go misunderstand me for some
Pinko commie rat
C#7
I hold close the belief
Rising waters raises ships
F# F#7
But was burying the living
Good ole Sammy's dying wish
Yee Haw !
Outro:
B B C#7 C#7 F# F#7 B B Published:
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