Walmart chords by Jesse Welles

• Capo on 1st
• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

Verse:
         B
I saw a toddler eat a cigarette

On a cart of Keystone beer
       C#7
I was eyeing art supplies

Some dude named Tanner called me queer

          F#       F#7
I do not wanna go
                B
To Walmart today

Verse:
B
I saw a woman, standin', hummin'

To the tune of Delta Dawn
      C#7
On a dead battery scooter

With just pajamas on

          F#       F#7
I do not wanna go
              B
To Walmart today


Chorus:
              E
To Walmart today

Or tomorrow

Or the day after that

      B
Don't go misunderstand me for some

Pinko commie rat

   C#7
I hold close the belief

Rising waters raises ships

         F#           F#7
But was burying the living

Good ole Sammy's dying wish


Verse:
         B
I saw a 104 year old woman

Bolted to a register countin' change
     C#7
Her manager was ten years old

With a smart phone for a brain

         F#        F#7
I saw a family of 33

Red headed, boilin' over

          B                C#7
Pick the clearance aisle apart
           E               F#       F#7
Like some buzzards on the shoulder


Chorus:
                               E
I don't wanna go to Walmart today

Or tomorrow

Or the day after that

          B
It's a mirage in a desert of bullshit

They created

That's a fact

  C#7
I also do believe to the victor

Goes the prize
        F#               F#7
But to keep a good man down

Is just a something I despise


Verse:
         B
I saw a serpent in the produce

Hissin', coiled talkin' smack
        C#7
He was talkin' about prices

Some shit about rollin' back

          F#       F#7
I do not wanna go
              B
To Walmart today


Verse:
 B
This just in

G# 5 News Forecast

'Dusting of snow'
        C#7
I need eggs and bread and milk

Like I need another hole

          F#       F#7
I do not wanna go
              B
To Walmart today


Chorus:
              E
To Walmart today

Or tomorrow

Or the day after that

      B
Don't go misunderstand me for some

Pinko commie rat

   C#7
I hold close the belief

Rising waters raises ships

         F#           F#7
But was burying the living

Good ole Sammy's dying wish

Yee Haw !


Outro:
B    B    C#7    C#7     F#     F#7     B    B