United Health chords by Jesse Welles

• Capo on 3rd
• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: Eb

Verse 1:
N.C.
There's an
C             F      C
Office in a building and a person in a chair
    F      C        G
And you paid for it all, though you may be unaware
  C            F      C
You paid for the paper, you paid for the phone
       F        C     G         C
You paid for everything they need to deny you what you're owed


Chorus:
        F
There ain't no "You" in UnitedHealth
        D7
There ain't no "Me" in the company
        C     G    A
There ain't no "Us" in the private trust
        D7     G  C
There's hardly humans in humanity

Verse 2:
      C                  F       C
Now, the procedure that you're needing ain't the cost effective route
     F       C       G
And only two-percent of people end up winning a dispute
  C            F    C
So, if you get sick, pray to God for help
      F       C    G    C
'Cause your doctor's gotta pray to  United Health


Verse 3:
N.C
Way back in
C             F     C
Seventy-and-seven, Mister Richard T. Burke
    F    C      G
Started buying HMO's, putting federal grants to work
   C            F   C
Made fifty-billion buckaroos  last year
      F     C        G    C
The Warren Buffet of Health, the Jeff Bezos of fear


Bridge:
    F          C
Now, CEO's come and go, and one just went
   C  N.C.          G N.C.
The ingredients you got, bake the cake you get
   C              F      C
But, if you get sick, cross your fingers for luck
      F     C      G    C
'Cause old Richard T. Burke ain't giving a fuck

 F           C
Commoditized health, monopolized fraud
      C N.C.         G N.C.
"Here's the doctors we own, and the research we bought"
       C         F     C
They own the pharmacies, and a lot of the meds
      F      C         G       C
They should start buying graves to sell us when we're all dead


Chorus:
        F
There ain't no "You" in UnitedHealth
        D7
There ain't no "Me" in the company
        C     G    A
There ain't no "Us" in the private trust
        D7     G  C
There's hardly humans in humanity


Outro:
        D7     G  C
There's hardly humans in humanity