Intro: C / / / : Verse 1: C I think the chemists made a mistake G Designing the fractionating column Am Cause it should be you at the bottom F* Cause you’re smoking hot C
I also heard you’re like an alkane G Single bonds between carbon atoms Am I was hoping maybe I could change that F* Cause alkanes are lame Chorus: C Your boiling point’s so high G Even bitumen can’t deny Am Every fraction has a use F And yours is stealing my heart C Be the carbon to my hydrogen G Then it’ll be me and you not them Am Our displayed formula F* Would be shaped as a heart Instrumental: C / / / : Verse 2: C You're my living oxygen G We have good chemistry, maybe we should react Am Can you complete my F Combustion C I was thinking maybe we could bond G* The name's Bond—covalent bond Am If you were a molecular formula F* You'd be CH(URAQT) Chorus: C Your boiling point’s so high G Even bitumen can’t deny Am Every fraction has a use F And yours is stealing my heart C Be the carbon to my hydrogen G Then it’ll be me and you not them Am Our displayed formula F Would be shaped as a heart Verse 3: C You're my functional group G Like an ester you're sweet too Am Our love's like most polymers F Non-biodegradable C So can you be an alkene with me instead G Our love remains unsaturated Am You don't need no UV light F To react with my heart Am And our displayed formula F Would be shaped as a heart 🏷Legend: * = one strum