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Intro:
C Fmaj7 G6
Verse 1:
C
I need my Tylenol PM
Fmaj7
I can't sleep now without three of them
G6
I don't know how my life has got here
Fmaj7
I'd do anything to just be not here
Verse 2:
C
I know it's my fault I can't sleep
Fmaj7
My fault I let her cut so deep
G6
If I was smart, I'd be so tough
Fmaj7
But since I'm dumb, I need this stuff
Verse 3:
C
I need those Tylenol PM
Fmaj7
I can't sleep now without me and them
G6
I loved her more than I knew how
Fmaj7
But it's for sure I've lost her now
Verse 4:
C
These days I can take it calmly
Fmaj7
But these nights have no mercy on me
G6
Each night I've tried, I've really lost it
Fmaj7
And I just can't survive being this exhausted
Verse 5:
C
So give me Tylenol PM
Fmaj7
I won't get through now without them
G6
I know too many pills is bad
Fmaj7
But it's less safe to feel this sad
Verse 6:
C
So may dark slumbers grab and hold me
Fmaj7
Far from what my partner told me
G6
Far from memories and thought
Fmaj7
Just close to this small jar I bought
Verse 7:
C
Of sweet, blue Tylenol PM
Fmaj7
I hate endorsing brands like them
G6
But, see, depression and debasement
Fmaj7
Has got me doing product placement
Verse 8:
C
It's one or two or three or four
Fmaj7
And I'll get through the night for sure
G6
No wife, no kids, no life at all
Fmaj7
Now all I've got is Tylenol
Verse 9:
C
There's Cowboy Truckers songs for speed
Fmaj7
There's Cube for booze, there's Snoop for weed
G6
There's Prodigy with ketamine
Fmaj7
There's Cale and Reed with heroin
Verse 10:
C
Hunter S. had ibogaine
Fmaj7
There's Reverend Davis' sweet cocaine
G6
But how can I get great like them?
Fmaj7
I just take Tylenol PM
Verse 11:
C
I need her golden arms and ears
Fmaj7
I need her silver thoughts and tears
G6
I need her diamond laugh and smile
Fmaj7
Not cheap crap from the aspirin aisle
Verse 12:
C
I wish I may, I wish I might
Fmaj7
I wish upon the candle light
G6
I wish upon a whisky jar
Fmaj7
I wish upon a Ringo Starr
Verse 13:
C
And Charlie Watts and Brian Jones
Fmaj7
I wish on all the Rolling Stones
G6
I wish on all the Violent Femmes
Fmaj7
I wish on Tylenol PMs
Verse 14:
C
God gave Jews a good head-start
Fmaj7
Made some Jews hot and some Jews smart
G6
God gave some Jews Jerusalem
Fmaj7
But just gave me Tylenol PM
Verse 15:
C
And I need those Tylenol PM
Fmaj7
I can't sleep now without me and them
G6
I loved her more than I knew how
C
But it's for sure I've lost her now
Verse 16:
C
It's one or two or three or four
Fmaj7
Then I'll get through the night for sure
G6
No home, no heart, no hope at all
Fmaj7
Now all I've got is Tylenol
Song History
Published: March 3, 2026
Last Updated: March 3, 2026