Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Verse 1:
C majorC
Oops, I trusted someone
A minorAm
Never again no more
A minorAm
Oh, you wanna play house
A minorAm
Well I'll be the daddy and you'll be the dog
FF
Is it true that you want a romance?
DmDm
So you're knocking on every single bitch's door
G+G
It's not the way to go and
G+G
Now all of us know and
Verse 2:
C majorC
Heard you're going round town
C majorC
Pulling heartstrings out and leaving bitches blind
A minorAm
Making them want some more
A minorAm
Then you're chopping all of their heads off in a line
FF
No, you're not even cute
FF
Surprised your only talent is spinning a lie
G+G
I think that you should know
G+G
You've got to fucking go, you
Pre-Chorus:
FF G+G
Show's over, close the curtains
A minorAm
You are not important
FF G+G
To be honest, you're quite boring
A minorAm
You're a dying flower, I'm the fucking florist
FF G+G
You're the best, I love you the most
A minorAm
You wish! You're a complete joke
G+G
At least I know now
G+G
To trust no bitch, no hassle
G+G
A augmentedA new wall put up
G+G
In my Princess Castle
Chorus:
A minorAm
I'm a collectible, bitch
G+G
What the fuck made you think you could step in my toy shop?
FF
I do not need you one bit, what do you think this is?
FF
You're excused, I'm my own boss
A minorAm
Don't need someone to make me feel royal
G+G
Collect my crown, gotta run
FF
And I'm really sorry, baby
FF
But it appears this castle was just made for one
G+G
Verse 3:
C majorC
Ready or not here we come
A minorAm
You know you fucked up (yeah, you did)
A minorAm
So you better run
FF
I'll surrender you to the knife (the knife)
G+G
'Cause you ruined my fucking life
G+G
This is our princess castle
G+G
Baby, you've gotta go
Pre-Chorus:
FF G+G
Show's over, close the curtains
A minorAm
You are not important
FF G+G
To be honest, you're quite boring
A minorAm
You're a dying flower, I'm the fucking florist
FF G+G
You're the best, I love you the most
A minorAm
You wish! You're a complete joke
G+G
At least I know now
G+G
To trust no bitch, no hassle
G+G
A augmentedA new wall put up
G+G
In my Princess Castle
Chorus:
A minorAm
I'm a collectible, bitch
G+G
What the fuck made you think you could step in my toy shop?
FF
I do not need you one bit, what do you think this is?
FF
You're excused, I'm my own boss
A minorAm
Don't need someone to make me feel royal
G+G
Collect my crown, gotta run
FF
And I'm really sorry, baby
FF
But it appears this castle was just made for one
Chorus:
A minorAm
I'm a collectible, bitch
G+G
What the fuck made you think you could step in my toy shop?
FF
I do not need you one bit, what do you think this is?
FF
You're excused, I'm my own boss
A minorAm
Don't need someone to make me feel royal
G+G
Collect my crown, gotta run
FF
And I'm really sorry, baby
FF
But it appears this castle was just made for one
Outro:
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bzzzz: Oh look cottontail, that fucking pest is back!
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*Ooh! (splat bzzzz) hehehe, oh well*