The Procrastinator chords by Jay Foreman

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse 1:
C majorC
I am the procrastinator
D7D7
Make way for me
G7G7
I will do everything
    C majorC
Eventually
G+G  Gsus2Gsus2
But first I'll...
C majorC
Fold my clothes. And pile them up in order so the
DmDm
Largest thing is on the
G7G7
Floor.... and then I'll
DmDm
Take my phone and
G+G
Get rid of the messages that
C majorC        C7C7
I don't need anymore
FF
I'll make a numbered list of things I have to do
C majorC
Sit long on the toilet, even though I don't need to
DmDm
Build a playing card tower
D7D7
Have a power shower
G+G
Bite my nails, pick my nails, doing nothing never fails

Chorus:
C majorC
La la la la la la
D7D7
La la la la
G7G7
La la la la la la, la la la la la
C majorC G+G
La

Verse 2:
C majorC
I am the procrastinator
D7D7
Make way for me
G7G7
I will do everything
    C majorC
Eventually
G+G  Gsus2Gsus2
But first I'll...
C majorC
Go outside and get a bit of exercise by
DmDm
Riding around on my
G7G7
Bike... And then I'll
DmDm
Go next door
G7G7
And spend hours talking to
C majorC             C7C7
The guy that I don't even like
FF
I'll take my posters down and put them up again
C majorC
Go on my computer, log on MSN

Brige:
E7E7
MSN...
A minorAm
MSN...
B minorBm
Who said
D7D7
MSN...?

    E minorEm  A minorAm       B minorBm          D MajorD
If you go on MSN, a terrible thing will happen to you
     E minorEm        A minorAm      B minorBm              D MajorD
You will sit and stare for hours, and people you don't like will talk to you
E minorEm        A minorAm
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
B minorBm        D MajorD
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
E minorEm       A minorAm
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
      B7B7    E7E7
Don't go on M... S...N
     E minorEm       A minorAm           B minorBm                D MajorD
They say hi, you say hi back. They say how are you? You say good thanks how are you.
     E minorEm       A minorAm
They say fine thanks.....
  B minorBm             D MajorD
And you'll say nothing else all afternoon
E minorEm        A minorAm
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
B minorBm        D MajorD
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
E minorEm       A minorAm
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
      B7B7    E7E7
Don't go on M... S...N

Verse 3:
DmDm
Build a playing card tower
D7D7
Have a power shower
G+G
Bite my nails, pick my nails, doing nothing never fails

Chorus:
C majorC
La la la la la la
D7D7
La la la la
G7G7
La la la la la la, la la la la la
C majorC G+G
La

Outro:
C majorC
I am the procastinator
DmDm      D7D7
Make way for me
G+G
I will do everything
G7G7     C majorC
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