Skin Sofa chords by Jay Foreman

Chords with lyrics

It's in 5/8, so watch out.
Here's a couple of the licks:

Lick 1: from E minorEm to E minorEm again:
e|-------------------------------|
BB|-------------------------------|
G+G|-------------------------------|
D MajorD|---0h2-------------------------|
A augmentedA|-------2---0-------------------|
E MajorE|-------------3-2-0-------------|

Lick 2: from B7B7 to Em:
e|-------------------------------|
BB|-------------------------------|
G+G|-------------------------------|
D MajorD|-------------------------------|
A augmentedA|---2p0------2----2---0---------|
E MajorE|-------2---------------3-2-0---|

Lick 3: in the outro not exactly how he plays it, just a suggestion:
e|-------------------------------|
BB|-------------------------------|
G+G|-------0---0----------0---0----|
D MajorD|-------0h2-0--2-------0h2-0-2--|
A augmentedA|--------------2-------------2--|
E MajorE|---0-0------------0-0----------|

Chords:
C majorC        -  x3201x
Cmaj7Cmaj7      -  x3200x
BB        -  x2444x
D MajorD (from verses) -  xx0232
E minorEm       -  022000
B7B7       -  x2120x
D6sus2sus4   -  xx0453
D MajorD (from outro) -  x54x3x

Intro:
C majorC        BB        E minorEm
Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
E minorEm
(also, just to f*ck with you, I've put it in 5/8 time; count along kids!)

Verse 1:
E minorEm             C majorC
Can I interest anyone in my sofa?
   D MajorD                E minorEm
It's cheap but it requires some extra care
E minorEm                Cmaj7Cmaj7  C majorC
It gets rather sweaty between the cushions
B7B7 Lick 2:           E minorEm   Lick 1:
So be sure to keep it clean down there

Verse 2:
E minorEm                    C majorC
Sorry about the rash from where I've been sitting
    D MajorD                E minorEm
And the blisters from where I spilt bolognese
E minorEm                Cmaj  C majorC
By the way it's not normally this hairy
B7B7 Lick 2:            E minorEm
I've not shaved it now for several days (it gets worse)

Bridge 1:
C majorC
And if you do decide to wax it please exfoliate to
G+G
Avoid ingrowing hair
C majorC
And leave the curtains closed or it'll get a sunburn
B7B7 Lick 2:x3
Peeling everywhere oooooh it's got a nipple

Verse 3:
E minorEm                 C majorC
It will keep you warm like no other sofa
  D MajorD             D6sus2sus4 E minorEm
But it comes out in goosebumps when it's cold
E minorEm                   Cmaj7Cmaj7  C majorC
All stains come right out with soap and water
B7B7 Lick 2:           E minorEm
Not too bad for eighty nine years old

Bridge 2:
C majorC
And don't sit there for too long or you'll get a puddle
G+G
Underneath your thighs
 C majorC
I hope somebody takes it I don't want to know what
B7B7 Lick 2:x3
Happens when it dies

Outro:
E minorEm
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C majorC      B7B7
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
E minorEm Lick 3:
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C majorC      D MajorD
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
E minorEm Lick 3:
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C majorC             B7B7        E minorEm
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh (thank you very much)


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h - hammer on
p - pull off