Chords with lyrics
Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb6Bb6 Bb majorBb Cm7Cm7 F7F7 Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb6Bb6 Bb majorBb Cm7Cm7 F7F7 Eb/GEb/G F7F7
CATHY:
Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb6Bb6 Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb6Bb6
I could have a mansion on a hill
Ebmaj7Ebmaj7 Fm7Fm7 Bb7Bb7
I could lease a villa in Seville
Ebmaj7Ebmaj7
But it wouldn't be as nice
Dm7Dm7 G7G7
As a summer in Ohio
Cm7Cm7 Bb majorBb C majorC C7C7 F7F7
With a gay--- midget named Karl
Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb6Bb6 Bb majorBb Cmin7 F7F7 Eb MajorEb F7/A
Playing Tevye and Porgy
Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb6Bb6
I could wander Paris after dark
Ebmaj7Ebmaj7 Fm7Fm7 Bb7Bb7
Take a carriage ride through Central Park
Ebmaj7Ebmaj7
But it wouldn't be as nice
Dm7Dm7 G7G7
As a summer in Ohio
Cm7Cm7 Bb/DBb/D C/Eb
Where I'm sharing a room
C7/EC7/E F7F7 Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb6Bb6
With a "former" stripper and her snake:
Wayne
E minor 7Em7 A7A7 D6D6 Dmaj7Dmaj7
I could have a satchel full of dollar bills
D6D6 Dmaj7Dmaj7 Eb7Eb7
Cures for all the nation's ills
Ab13Ab13 Dbmaj7Dbmaj7 Db6Db6 Dbmaj7Dbmaj7 Db6Db6
Pills to make a lion purr;
Gm7Gm7 C7C7 Fmaj7Fmaj7
I could be in line to be the British Queen
F6F6 Cm7Cm7
Look like I was seventeen
Gb7Gb7 F7F7
Still I'm certain I'd prefer
To be going slowly batty
E/F#E/F#
Forty miles east of Cincinnati
Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb6Bb6 Bbmaj7Bbmaj7
I could shove an ice pick in my eye
Ebmaj7Ebmaj7 Fmin7 Bb7Bb7
I could eat some fish from last July
Ebmaj7Ebmaj7
But it wouldn't be as awful
Dm7Dm7 G7G7
As a summer in Ohio
Cmin7 C7C7
Without cable, hot water
Vietnamese food
Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb6Bb6 Bb majorBb Cmin F7F7 Bb6Bb6
Or you
Ab/Bb
I saw your book at a Borders in Kentucky
Bb7Bb7 Ebmaj7/Bb
Under a sign that said "New and Recommended"
Eb6/Bb Gb/Ab Ab13Ab13
I stole a look at your picture on the inside sleeve
Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb7Bb7 Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Bb6Bb6
And then I couldn't leave
Dbmaj7Dbmaj7
Richard, who was with me, got uncharacteristically quiet
Abmaj7Abmaj7
Then he said, "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it."
Dm7Dm7 G7G7 Ab7Ab7 Ab13Ab13
So I smiled like Mona Lisa and I lay my Visa down!
Dbmaj7Dbmaj7
He wants me, he wants me
Abmaj7Abmaj7
But he ain't gonna get me!
Dm7Dm7 G7G7
I've found my guiding light,
DbDb AbAb
I tell the stars each night:
BbM7Bbm7 AbAb BbM7Bbm7 AbAb
"Look at me! Look at him!
BbM7Bbm7 AbAb
Son-of-a-b**ch!
Db6Db6 AbAb Bb7susBb7sus
I guess I'm doing something right!
CsusCsus Csus/Bb Csus/A
I finally got something right!"
Gm7Gm7 C7C7 Fmaj7Fmaj7
No, it's not Nirvana, but it's on the way
F6F6 Fmaj7Fmaj7 F6F6
I play "Anita" at the matinee
Gb7Gb7 F7F7
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
I can state in my next bio:
E/F#E/F#
I'm never gonna go back to Ohio!
BMaj7Bmaj7 B6B6 BMaj7Bmaj7 F7F7
I could chew on tin foil for a spell!
EMaj13Emaj13
I could get a root can*l in Hell
FF EMaj13Emaj13
But it wouldn't be as swell
D#7sus D#7D#7 G#m7G#m7 C#7C#7
As this summer is gonna be!
E6E6 FF
Cause the torture is just exquisite
B6B6 G#min
While I'm waiting for you to visit
B6/F# Bmaj7/F# Fm7Fm7 E7E7 D#9D#9
So hurry up, schmuck, get unstuck and get on the scene!
D MajorD
Love
C#7C#7 D MajorD B6/D#
The Midget, the Stripper, Wayne the Snake
C#min9 F#F#
And Mrs. Jamie Wellerstein!
BB B/D#B/D# E MajorE FF B/F# C majorC BB
That's me!