First Class White Trash chords by Jason Helms Band

Chords with lyrics

Intro:

G+G  C majorC  D MajorD  G+G  C majorC  D MajorD


Verse 1:

G+G                      C majorC           D MajorD
A augmentedA cold Budweiser sure sounds great but it looks like its natural ice today,
      G+G                      C majorC    D MajorD
and every other day till the first of the month check comes
G+G
I've got a camper in the woods and a beat up Ford,
      C majorC           D MajorD           G+G                     C majorC    D MajorD
my baby's mama keyed the hood and both the doors judge says I can't pull it he called me a no good bum
       C majorC        D MajorD            G+G           E minorEm
I've got a mangy old dog in my back yard, I got a thirty ought six and a food stamp card
   C majorC                   D MajorD
I'm livin' the good life retired at thirty one

Chorus:

       G+G                 C majorC
'Cause I'm first class poor white trash the backwash floating in a champagne glass
 D MajorD                        C majorC            D MajorD
Sittin' in the yard drinkin' on a forty you can try real hard but your cain't ignore me
   G+G                   C majorC
I'm first rate, mama's worst mistake the kinda guy everybody loves to hate
     D MajorD                 C majorC               G+G
It's a stereotype that I just cain't get past, Bein' first class white trash


Verse 2:

G+G                             C majorC                D MajorD
My new girlfriend knows her way around a pole so now my buddies call me butter cause I'm on a roll
    G+G                  C majorC    D MajorD
Even mama said I'd make a good reality TV star
      G+G                      C majorC                D MajorD
I'm on a first name basis at the county jail I have to wear an ankle bracelet while I'm out on bail
  G+G                     C majorC   D MajorD
I can't even sing Karaoke Friday night at the bar
  C majorC                D MajorD           G+G               E minorEm
Before I ask my princess if she'll be my bride I'm gonna have to hit it big and get a double wide
      C majorC                     D MajorD
So I'm scratchin' off tickets and learning to play guitar (like C.C. DeVille)


Chorus:

       G+G                 C majorC
'Cause I'm first class poor white trash the backwash floating in a champagne glass
 D MajorD                        C majorC            D MajorD
Sittin' in the yard drinkin' on a forty you can try real hard but your cain't ignore me
   G+G                   C majorC
I'm first rate, mama's worst mistake the kinda guy everybody loves to hate
     D MajorD                 C majorC               G+G
It's a stereotype that I just cain't get past, Bein' first class white trash


Outro: