Chords with lyrics
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Wild Humans - Cosmo Jarvis
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Intro:
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.
Main Riff/Verse: x2
D MajorD 
B minorBm 
A augmentedA 
G+G
D MajorD D/C# 
C majorC 
G/BG/B
Verse:
D MajorD B minorBm
Wrap it up and give it a name,
A augmentedA
Matters what it is not,
G+G
Long as when it's a teen
It doesn't smoke
D MajorD
Pot like the rest of us,
D/C#
Drink like the rest of us,
C majorC G/BG/B
Curse like the rest of us.
D MajorD B minorBm
Raise it up and treat it the same,
A augmentedA
As you were at that age.
G+G
Better teach it to read,
D MajorD
Look beyond that page,
Read the small print,
D/C#
Gotta read the small print,
C majorC G/BG/B
No-one reads the small print.
D MajorD B minorBm
Send it out and get it a job,
A augmentedA
Work it to the bone,
G+G
Is he pulling his weight?
D MajorD
He doesn't have a home,
You didn't raise him right,
D/C#
Tv didn't raise him right,
C majorC G/BG/B
He didn't raise him right.
E MajorE
Chorus:
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra.
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra.
Verse:
D MajorD B minorBm
Shut it up, you're making it cry,
A augmentedA
Now that he is a her.
G+G
Guess it didn't fit in,
Just another waste-
D MajorD
Er like the rest of us,
D/C#
Drink like the rest of us,
C majorC G/BG/B
Curse like the rest of us.
D MajorD B minorBm
Cheer it up and give it a smile,
A augmentedA
With your middle finger.
G+G
Now that he is a man,
He will be called
D MajorD
Sir like a teacher,
D/C#
Hate all the teachers
C majorC G/BG/B
Leave all the teachers.
D MajorD B minorBm
Split it up and send it away,
A augmentedA
Therapy now of course.
G+G
He hates you 'cause he can.
D MajorD
A augmentedA child of divorce
Like the rest of them,
D/C#
Kiss like the rest of them,
C majorC G/BG/B
Kill like the rest of them.
E MajorE
Chorus:
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra.
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra.
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra.
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra.
- G+G D MajorD
Wild humans for sale,
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bridge/Verse:
D MajorD B minorBm G+G G+G
A augmentedA G+G
D MajorD B minorBm
Brush it up and give it a slap,
A augmentedA
He'll never find his world
G+G
Because he is a boy
And the rest of them are
D MajorD
Girls with maturity,
D/C#
They only like maturity,
C majorC G/BG/B
Doesn't have maturity.
D MajorD B minorBm
Dig it up and buy him a stone.
A augmentedA
He never a made a change
G+G
And now that he's gone,
You wish you never
D MajorD
Paid like a mother should,
D/C#
Like a father should,
C majorC G/BG/B
Die like a human should.
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G D MajorD
Chorus:
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra.
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra.
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra.
B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
Wild humans for sale,
D MajorD
But the souls will cost you extra. (fade out)
