Jessica Albas Number chords by Cosmo Jarvis

Chords with lyrics

The D MajorD Chord in verse 1 rotates between Dmaj and Dmaj7Dmaj7
while in Verse 2, a Dmaj and a Dsus2Dsus2
Piano Intro

D MajorD % G+G A augmentedA  x2


Verse:
D MajorD  (Dmaj7Dmaj7) D MajorD
When I'm watching TV,
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The girls are all I see,
    D MajorD
They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling,
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None of them would look at me.
  D MajorD
If I went to Jessica Simpson,
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She'd think I was an ignoramus,
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And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz,
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She'd say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"
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All the women 'round here,
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Have BO or they have rolls,
  D MajorD
and some lucky bloke right now,
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is probably hugging Beyonce Knowles.

Pre-Chorus:
G+G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
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I'd call her right up,
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and I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three,
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and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
G+G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
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I'd be the luckiest guy in the world,
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I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe,
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And then some dick would try to steal her purse,
    Gmaj7Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
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  "Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"

Chorus:
     G+G    A augmentedA    D MajorD
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
     G+G    A augmentedA    D MajorD
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
     G+G    A augmentedA    D MajorD
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
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If I had Jessica Alba's number,


D MajorD % G+G A augmentedA  x2


Verse 2:
D MajorD
Fit girls getting shot in films,
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I'm always into ya'z,
D MajorD
I'd like to go see Toy Story 2,
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With just me and Britney Spears,
          D MajorD
And then she'd say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
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"No way Britney, Domestic Violence is a crime",
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I like the one from Showgirls,
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When she's dancing 'round those poles,
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Or the really, really fit one,
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Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls.

D MajorD
I've nearly got a moustache,
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And they still wouldnt talk to me,
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Kate Winslet naked in Titanic,
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Or the lesbian from the OC.


Play Pre-Chorus
& Chorus

G5~~ G5G5 G#5G#5 A5A5

Outro:
     G+G    A augmentedA    D MajorD
If I had Jennifer Lopez's number,
  G+G   A augmentedA  D MajorD
Or Kate Nash's Number,
    G+G        A augmentedA       D MajorD
Or the girl who was in Transformers' number,
  G+G    A augmentedA   D MajorD   C majorC  Bm7Bm7  A7A7   G+G  Asus4Asus4 A augmentedA G5G5  D~
Or Jessica Alba's number...


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