Chords with lyrics
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Daves House - Cosmo Jarvis
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As far as I can tell it's 3 chords.. just the bass and other instruments making it interesting.
Intro/Chorus:
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
G minorGm
What happens in Dave's house stays with me.
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Bb majorBb
And if you tell your friends, they won't believe.
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
G minorGm
What happens in Dave's house stays unknown.
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Bb majorBb
So now we have a place that we can go.
Verse 1:
DmDm
You can do it in a closet,
G minorGm
But I'm not sure that's the best place
See, you can't lock the doors.
DmDm
So maybe try and do it
When your girlfriend's sleeping,
Bb majorBb
Make sure she can't hear you creeping.
DmDm
Instead build a shed
To facilitate the act,
G minorGm
But if someone sees you,
You might as well pack your
DmDm
Bags and leave the country.
Bb majorBb
Run free like a squirrel in an oak tree.
DmDm
Slowly your appalling technique will improve,
G minorGm
You'll have to move to a new spot
Where not a soul intrudes
DmDm
Like a bank vault, all you'd need is the keys,
Bb majorBb
But if a bank robber caught you
He'd call the police.
DmDm
And then what, back to the closet?
G minorGm
No, there must be some sick hole we can go
DmDm
And do what we do in God's sweet peace
Bb majorBb
And on a Friday have a coffee and talk about the week.
DmDm
In the meantime you'll have to settle
G minorGm
For disused petrol stations,
Nature reserves and grandma's basement.
DmDm
Many blatant signs of nefarious areas,
Bb majorBb
If you do see a human being
Go somewhere scarier.
DmDm
I tried it in a hospital one time,
G minorGm
But like a fool I forgot that they're open all the time.
DmDm
You could travel to a dead relative's old place
Bb majorBb
And if they really are dead
They'll let you stay a couple days.
Hook:
DmDm
After you do it, don't stay put,
G minorGm
Go to the last place people will look for you,
DmDm
And also don't forget that alibis are important too,
Bb majorBb
Somebody you trust, never somebody new.
DmDm
This is the life and there is no solution
G minorGm
Until somebody forms us and institution
DmDm
Where the me's and the you's and the everybodys
Bb majorBb
Can go do this shit without having to worry.
Chorus:
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
G minorGm
What happens in Dave's house stays with me.
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Bb majorBb
And if you tell your friends, they won't believe.
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
G minorGm
What happens in Dave's house stays unknown.
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Bb majorBb
So now we have a place that we can go.
Instrumental: x4
DmDm G minorGm DmDm Bb majorBb
Verse 2:
DmDm
Well you love her,
Been relationshipping for a year
G minorGm
And you're never gonna cheat
DmDm
So have no fear my love, it's okay.
Bb majorBb
I know you had a dream that he was cheating on you,
Don't cry, but please scream.
DmDm
And a Friday gives you a bronze idea,
G minorGm
To go and see Dave for a chat and a beer.
DmDm
But oh dear, who's here but that girl you imagined
Bb majorBb DmDm
When you're shaking up yourself to Jasmine and Aladdin fantasies.
You're rubbing, and the lamp's gonna thank you
G minorGm
By showing you the genie, man
But you forgot the tissue.
DmDm
Anyway Brixham, I mean Dave's town,
Bb majorBb
Dave, the king pimp, seems to have called you a girl down.
DmDm
And you love your man Dave,
The beer was free and splendid,
G minorGm
But you kept it pretty distant that you're happily girlfriended.
DmDm
You try and squeeze it in before the inevitable,
Bb majorBb
Puts his hand on your balls,
And dips some in some hot sauce
DmDm
And then orders you a six course meal of unnecessary heart ache,
G minorGm
Too late you already pinched her ass
And told her that she looks great.
DmDm
You look at Dave one last time
And flash at him those eyebrows,
Bb majorBb
The eyebrows that you save
For when you're in need of a way out.
DmDm
Before you know it you're naked
In the proverbial deep-end.
G minorGm
She likes you numb nuts,
But you forgot about your girlfriend.
DmDm
Probably sitting at home thinking about you right now,
Bb majorBb
Quick say you need a pee and just take five minutes out.
DmDm
You need to call her, to drunk to dial,
A augmentedA trial but you make it,
G minorGm
Ring ring, no answer,
You're screwed man , it's way too late.
DmDm
it's comes down to a choice that you've already made,
Bb majorBb
Cause you're a slave to the power of the red dressed dame.
DmDm
You need Dave's help, but he's done done enough,
G minorGm
See this was no coincidence,
Dave set this up.
DmDm
You're angry and you're happy
And you don't know what to say.
Bb majorBb
Dave whispers in your ear
"You can use my place"
Chorus:
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
G minorGm
What happens in Dave's house stays with me.
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Bb majorBb
And if you tell your friends, they won't believe.
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
G minorGm
What happens in Dave's house stays unknown.
DmDm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
Bb majorBb
So now we have a place that we can go.
Instrumental: x4
DmDm G minorGm DmDm Bb majorBb
Outro: x6
DmDm G minorGm DmDm Bb majorBb
End On DmDm
Thought i'd give you the Outro guitar phrase as this was pretty sparse for a good song.
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