Real Girls Eat Cake chords by Janoskians

Capo 3 Standard Tuning suits my voice best but I think the actual song just has no capo
        G
Hey girl
                                                  Bm
I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
But you got some on your teeth
                 Em
You fucking dipshit,
                                        D
You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
      G
Let's go,
                                                  Bm
When we go out we make a great team,
                                                         Em
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
                                  D
You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
C                                    G
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
Em                      D
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
C                            G
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
Em                          D
(it's really stupid, this song).
G                           D
I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
C                                     D
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
G                                D                                  C
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
D

'cause real girls eat cake.
G                                   D
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
C                                         D
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
G                                         D                                  C
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
D
'cause real girls eat cake.
G                                          Bm
I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful),
                                                      Em
Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy),
                                      D
But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
G                                                                Bm
Let me have a word with your mum 'cause she's sexy (she's sexy)
                                           Em
It must run in your genes if you get me,
                               D
I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah).
C                                    G
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
Em                      D
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
C                            G
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
Em                          D
(I like you).
G                           D
I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
C                                     D
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
G                                D                                  C
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
D
'cause real girls eat cake.
G                                   D
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
C                                         D
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
G                                         D                                  C
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
D
'cause real girls eat cake.
[4x]
G                     D
Real girls, real girls,
C                      D
Real girls eat cake
G                                   D
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
C                                         D
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
G                                         D                                  C
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
D
'cause real girls eat cake.

 G D C D continued until end
Chocolate, strawberry, banana,

And vanilla cake that would be nice
And ice whipped cream cake.
And chocolate cake cream cake also with a little lemon
And herb cake.
And some fat cake over there
Tomato sauce cake over there.
Vegemite cake oh what more cakes can we have?