Real Girls Eat Cake Chords

Capo 3 Standard Tuning suits my voice best but I think the actual song just has no capo G Hey girl Bm I see you made an effort with your lipstick, But you got some on your teeth Em You fucking dipshit, D You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah). G Let's go, Bm When we go out we make a great team, Em You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean, D You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah). C G I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school, Em D I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves. C G I even wrote a stupid song because I like you Em D (it's really stupid, this song). G D I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap, C D I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that, G D C You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa, D 'cause real girls eat cake. G D To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima, C D The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror. G D C When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa, D 'cause real girls eat cake. G Bm I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful), Em Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy), D But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah). G Bm Let me have a word with your mum 'cause she's sexy (she's sexy) Em It must run in your genes if you get me, D I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah). C G I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school, Em D I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves. C G I even wrote a stupid song because I like you Em D (I like you). G D I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap, C D I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that, G D C You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa, D 'cause real girls eat cake. G D To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima, C D The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror. G D C When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa, D 'cause real girls eat cake. [4x] G D Real girls, real girls, C D Real girls eat cake G D To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima, C D The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror. G D C When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa, D 'cause real girls eat cake.

G D C D continued until end Chocolate, strawberry, banana, And vanilla cake that would be nice And ice whipped cream cake. And chocolate cake cream cake also with a little lemon And herb cake. And some fat cake over there Tomato sauce cake over there. Vegemite cake oh what more cakes can we have?