Chords with lyrics
Capo 3 Standard Tuning suits my voice best but I think the actual song just has no capo
G+G
Hey girl
B minorBm
I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
But you got some on your teeth
E minorEm
You fucking dipshit,
D MajorD
You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
G+G
Let's go,
B minorBm
When we go out we make a great team,
E minorEm
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
D MajorD
You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
C majorC G+G
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
E minorEm D MajorD
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
C majorC G+G
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
E minorEm D MajorD
(it's really stupid, this song).
G+G D MajorD
I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
C majorC D MajorD
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
G+G D MajorD C majorC
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
D MajorD
'cause real girls eat cake.
G+G D MajorD
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
C majorC D MajorD
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
G+G D MajorD C majorC
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
D MajorD
'cause real girls eat cake.
G+G B minorBm
I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful),
E minorEm
Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy),
D MajorD
But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
G+G B minorBm
Let me have a word with your mum 'cause she's sexy (she's sexy)
E minorEm
It must run in your genes if you get me,
D MajorD
I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah).
C majorC G+G
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
E minorEm D MajorD
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
C majorC G+G
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
E minorEm D MajorD
(I like you).
G+G D MajorD
I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
C majorC D MajorD
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
G+G D MajorD C majorC
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
D MajorD
'cause real girls eat cake.
G+G D MajorD
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
C majorC D MajorD
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
G+G D MajorD C majorC
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
D MajorD
'cause real girls eat cake.
[4x]
G+G D MajorD
Real girls, real girls,
C majorC D MajorD
Real girls eat cake
G+G D MajorD
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
C majorC D MajorD
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
G+G D MajorD C majorC
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
D MajorD
'cause real girls eat cake.
G+G D MajorD C majorC D MajorD continued until end
Chocolate, strawberry, banana,
And vanilla cake that would be nice
And ice whipped cream cake.
And chocolate cake cream cake also with a little lemon
And herb cake.
And some fat cake over there
Tomato sauce cake over there.
Vegemite cake oh what more cakes can we have?