The Debt Collectors chords by The Jane Austen Argument

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
D MajorD

Verse 1:
D MajorD             C majorC
See, the debt collector's coming
           G+G
He's come to break my fingers
         D MajorD  E minorEm   A augmentedA
So I can't play piano, no, no more
    D MajorD             C majorC
And see, the debt collector's coming
            G+G
He's come to take my tongue
           D MajorD  E minorEm  A augmentedA
So I can't sing any songs any more
      D MajorD
I just go "Ah-ha-ah-ha-ah"
          C majorC
To the top of the pop charts

"Ah-ha-ah-ha-ah"
     G+G
In your iPods

"Ah-ha-ah"
           D MajorD
That's the sound of silence,
E minorEm     A augmentedA
Simon and Garfunkel

Verse 2:
   D MajorD            C majorC
And see, the Grim Reaper is coming
           G+G
He's sharpening his scythe
              D MajorD E minorEm A augmentedA
'Til he can see his own reflection
     D MajorD            C majorC
And you see, the Grim Reaper is crying -
            G+G
His business down the drain
              D MajorD
'Cos people do it so much quicker
    E minorEm     A augmentedA
(And cheaper, and better...)

Chorus:
D MajorD
Ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
C majorC
Ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
G+G
Ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
Oh
D MajorD
And ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
C majorC
Ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
G+G
Ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
Oh

Verse 3:
     D MajorD             C majorC
And you see – our Saviour's second coming
           G+G
He's such a selfish bastard
             D MajorD  E minorEm  A augmentedA
(Some of us don't get to come even once)
     D MajorD            C majorC
And you see, his fans avoid my house now
                   G+G
'Cos I've signed a sealed deal with Satan
          D MajorD   E minorEm  A augmentedA
To just love everybody that I can...

Verse 4:
     D MajorD                   C majorC
And you see, I think the Grim Reaper should go after
            G+G
That fucking debt collector
            D MajorD     E minorEm      A augmentedA
So I can sing whenever I bloody goddamn well please
D MajorD                     C majorC
And our Saviour should just make love to Satan
            G+G
So both can see that either

Are terrible
       D MajorD  E minorEm  A augmentedA
Without the other...

Chorus: (x4)
D MajorD
Ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
C majorC
Ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
G+G
Ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
Oh
D MajorD
And ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
C majorC
Ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
G+G
Ba-da-dum-bum, ba-dum, ba-dum
Oh

Ending: