Chords with lyrics
Performance @ Tripple M
Verse 1:
B minorBm G+G
I wanna tell you about my mountain home,
A augmentedA B minorBm
Where all the ladies' names are Joan,
B minorBm G+G
when her husband works back late at night,
A augmentedA
hopes are up for trouser's down,
B minorBm
with the hostess on the business flight.
G+G
Taxi in her Mercedes drive,
A augmentedA B minorBm
I hope that driver's coming out alive,
B minorBm
the garden it is Dorseted,
G+G
that lady she's so corseted,
A augmentedA B minorBm
she's got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray.
B minorBm
Thinks he's one and only,
G+G
but that lovely she's so lonely,
A augmentedA
she pumps him full of breakfast,
B minorBm
and she sends him on his way.
Pre-Chorus:
B minorBm
What a sing song dance,
A augmentedA
what a performance,
G+G
what a cheap tent show,
F#F#
oh no no no no no,
Chorus:
A augmentedA B minorBm
then the boys light up,
G+G
then the boys light up,
A augmentedA
then the boys light up,
B minorBm
then the boys light up, light up, light up
A augmentedA B minorBm
then the boys light up,
G+G
then the boys light up,
A augmentedA
then the boys light up,
B minorBm
then the boys light up, light up, light up
Verse 2:
B minorBm
Let your body get down Do the boogaloo
G+G
Just like the cover of I want yooo
A augmentedA
Look around ya gunna do
B minorBm
what ya do when the red coats do
B minorBm
So round up the possy, call up the crew
G+G
ya buds at the door and ya bring your own booze
A augmentedA
call up Naghbours coz they can come to
B minorBm
Be sure bring your records coz I only got a few
B minorBm
Singin bar bar black sheep
Have you any wool
G+G
Yes sir yes sir a Nickel bag full
A augmentedA
Some for my partner n some for my crew
B minorBm
Some for my gunnga baby she needs to
B minorBm
Coz just like me
G+G A augmentedA
they long to be High
B minorBm
Coz just like me
G+G A augmentedA
they long to be High
Instrumental:
B minorBm G+G A augmentedA B minorBm
Verse 3:
B minorBm G+G
Silently she opens the drawer
A augmentedA
Mother's little helper,
B minorBm
is coming out for more,
B minorBm G+G
Stategically positioned before the midday show,
A augmentedA
The back is arched, those lips are parched,
B minorBm
repeated blow by blow,
B minorBm G+G
Later at the party where all the MP's rave
A augmentedA
About the hummers she's been givin',
B minorBm
and the money that they saved,
B minorBm
To her it is skin lotion,
G+G
him promotion too,
A augmentedA B minorBm
that flat in Surfers Paradise with the ocean view.
Pre-Chorus:
B minorBm
What a sing song dance,
A augmentedA
what a performance,
G+G
what a cheap tent show,
F#F#
oh no no no no no,
Chorus:
A augmentedA B minorBm
then the boys light up,
G+G
then the boys light up,
A augmentedA
then the boys light up,
B minorBm
then the boys light up, light up, light up
A augmentedA B minorBm
then the boys light up,
G+G
then the boys light up,
A augmentedA
then the boys light up,
B minorBm
then the boys light up, light up, light up
Chorus Variation:
A augmentedA B minorBm
then the boys light up,
G+G
then the boys light up,
A augmentedA
then the boys light up,
B minorBm
then the boys light up, light up, light up
A augmentedA B minorBm
then the boys light up, (then the boys light up)
G+G
then the boys light up, (then the boys light up)
A augmentedA
then the boys light up, (then the boys light up)
B minorBm
then the boys light up, light up, light up