Chords with lyrics
Chorus:
C majorC FF C majorC
Well……….I drink beer and I smoke pot
FF A#mA#m
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
FF C majorC
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me
FF A#mA#m
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
DmDm C majorC A#mA#m
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C majorC
Why would I sleep at night
FF C majorC
When I’m living the dream
Verse 1:
FF A#mA#m
I’m a beer pong champ and a flip cup king
FF A#mA#m
Who’s no longer welcome at the dairy queen
FF C majorC
No shoes, no shirt, no more dipped cones for me
FF A#mA#m
I share wine and wisdom over microwave dinners
DM C majorC A#mA#m
With the girl I date that I met on tinder
A#mA#m C majorC
I can’t call it love but I can call her any time I want
Chorus:
FF C majorC
Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot
FF A#mA#m
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
FF C majorC
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me
FF A#mA#m
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
DmDm C majorC A#mA#m
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C majorC
Why would I sleep at night
FF C majorC
When I’m living the dream
Verse 2:
FF A#mA#m
I throw parties on the weekend that are second to none
FF A#mA#m
Brought to you in part by my college fund
FF C majorC
Keg stands, forty hands, neighbours call the cops again
FF
I only smoke when I drink
A#mA#m
But I drink every day
DmDm C majorC A#mA#m
My only worry in the world is getting myself laid
A#M C majorC
It’s a damn near miracle I don’t already have a kid
Chorus:
C majorC FF C majorC
Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot
FF A#mA#m
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
FF C majorC
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me
FF A#mA#m
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
DmDm C majorC A#mA#m
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C majorC
Why would I sleep at night
FF
When I’m living the dream
C majorC
Smoke em if you got em
Chorus:
FF C majorC
Well……….I drink beer and I smoke pot
FF A#mA#m
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
FF C majorC
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me...yes they do
FF A#mA#m
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
DmDm C majorC A#mA#m
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C majorC
Why would I sleep at night
FF
When I’m living the dream
A#mA#m C majorC FF