No Show chords by Jackson Taylor And The Sinners

• Tuning: Standard tuning
• Difficulty: Beginner

SONG:  NO SHOW
ARTIST: JACKSON TAYLOR & THE SINNERS
VIDEO: https://youtu.be/SpTssGSqef4
TAB BY: DON CZARSKI
EMAIL: GUITARZAN7@HOTMAIL.COM


          NO SHOW
     JACKSON TAYLOR & THE SINNERS


INTRO:
G

CHORUS:
          G
Well I wish I was a no show

        C
Just like ol` George Jones

         G
Wish I would of stayed home

         D
And just drank alone

        G
But I started raising hell

         C
Ringing all the wrong bells

   G
Well lordy knows

D        G
 I wish I was a no show



VERSE:
        G
2000 folks at Fort Worth

          C
Came to get their money`s worth

    G                    D
Yeah, but I`ve been drinking whiskey all damn day

         G
And they came to sing along

       C
To somebody else`s songs

     G            D
Yeah, and I was just a little bit more

           G
Then they were ready for



CHORUS:
          G
Hey, I wish I was a no show

        C
Just like ol` George Jones

         G
Wish I would of stayed home

         D
And just drank alone

        G
Well I started raising hell

         C
Ringing all the wrong bells

   G
Well lordy knows

D        G
 I wish I was a no show



INSTRUMENTAL:
G C G D G C G D G


VERSE:
          G
Had a little party in the hills

           C
And up in Italy and what a thrill

   G                  D
And those were the nicest folks I`d ever known

           G
Well I had myself a high time

        C
Drinking that Naples wine

  G           D         G
And I brought an x-rated party to a family show



CHORUS:
          G
Well I wish I was a no show

        C
Just like ol` George Jones

          G
I wish I would of stayed home

         D
And just drank alone

        G
But I started raising hell

         C
Ringing all the wrong bells

   G
Well lordy knows

D        G
 I wish I was a no show



INSTRUMENTAL:
G C G D G C G D G


VERSE:
           G
I got twisted off a new stud

          C
With a few wanted close friends

   G
And that`s the way

           D
The trouble always begins

            G
Some punk thought he`d have a laugh

             C
He yelled out `play some Rascal Flats`

   G           D
So I picked up some Johnny Cash

            G
And then I stomped his ass


(Stomped his ass)

(Stomped his ass)


CHORUS:
          G
Hey, I wish I was a no show

        C
Just like ol` George Jones

          G
I wish I would of stayed home

         D
And just drank alone

        G
But I started raising hell

         C
Ringing all the wrong bells

    G
Yeah, lordy knows

D        G
 I wish I was a no show



CHORUS:
          G
Hey, I wish I was a no show

        C
Just like ol` George Jones

          G
I wish I would of stayed home

         D
And just drank alone

        G
But I started raising hell

         C
Chewing all the wrong pills

    G
Yeah, lordy knows

D        G
 I wish I was a no show



CHORUS:
          G
Hell I wish I was a no show

        C
Just like ol` George Jones

          G
I wish I would of stayed home

         D
And just drank alone

        G
But I started raising hell

         C
Ringing all the wrong bells

   G
Hell lordy knows

D        G
 I wish I was a no show


     G
Hey ol` George knows

D        G     D G
 That`s why he don`t show