Seltzer by Jack Stauber

Intro: N.C. Step off the plate, will ya? N.C. Oh jeez, I-I don't know N.C. Well, here goes nothing! Verse: C Em Suckin’ seltzer off the ground (Take your time with it) F C/G F C/E Without a mountain to be found (And if you know) C Em And if you don't turn nothing out Am F C/G F C/E If you've been rotten, knock them out Chorus: C Well, if you tell me (Oh), you tell me (Good) Em F C/G F C/E You tell me (Good) tell me tell me toni-i-ight (Oh, oh) C Well, you’d be saying (Ooh), saying (Ooh) Em Am C/G F C/E Saying (Ooh) something right for a change (Maybe, ooh)

Outro: N.C. (ereht revo og si od nac I lla ekil skooL) N.C. (em das ,das ho ,em das ,das hO)