Telemarketer chords by Jack Davies And The Bush Chooks

Key: E

🎸 Verse 1:
C#m         E     C#m         E  C#m            E        F#m
Loving you's like a cannonball, flying through the air. And I'm standing right here oh my dear, watching you
A     E
hit my chest.



🎸 Chorus:
A             E            C#m          E        A     E
Won't you knock me off my feet my dear, won't you knock me through the door. Tear a cannon-sized hole
           F#m       A     E
through my chest, and watch me bleed out on the floor.

🎸 Verse 2:
C#m         E     C#m      E  C#m          E             F#m
Loving you's like a telephone, ringing in my head. Loving you's like a packet of chips, red rock deli, not
A     E
coles brand.

🎸 Chorus:
A         E         C#m        E  A          E             F#m
And if you were a telemarketer, oh I'd talk to you for hours. I'd send my last five bucks to you, just to keep
  A     E       F#m    A     E
you ringing my house. Just to keep you ringing my house.

🎸 Verse 3:
C#m         E      C#m         E C#m            E        F#m
Loving you's like a cannonball, flying through the air. And I'm standing right here oh my dear, watching you
A     E
hit my chest.

🎸 Chorus:
A             E            C#m          E        A     E
Won't you knock me off my feet my dear, won't you knock me through the door. Tear a cannon-sized hole
           F#m       A     E
through my chest, and watch me bleed out on the floor.