My Favorite Place chords by J Church

Verse 1:

E           A
Floyd calls me on the phone,

   E            B
And I usually don't mind if he won't leave me alone,

  E              A            B  B7
But today has been a busy day if there is such a thing anyway,

E      A
My cats look bored,

E             B
Hunting down flies on the kitchen floor,

E             A         B  B7
The neighborhood isn't my favorite place any more

E         A
Maybe if I cut my hair,

   E          B
I can fall into a new undiscovered despair,

 E          A       B  B7
I haven't got anything clean today to wear


Chorus:

     E         A
One plus one - my cats look bored,

     E         B
Two plus two - the kitchen floor,

      E          A
Three plus three - my favorite place,

     B         B7
Four plus four - not any more


Verse 2:

E           A
I've been gone for two months,

    E             B
Out of touch, out of time, out of everyone,

   E           A         B B7
Now I know that a weekend in Manila is not much fun

E        A
Now I'm back at home,

E                B
But I can't remember when I last felt so alone,

E         A         B  B7
Misery calls every minute on the telephone


Chorus:

     E          A
One plus one - been gone two months,

     E        B
Two plus two - I'm out of touch,

      E         A
Three plus three - my weekend gone,

     B         B7
Four plus four - not very fun


Verse 2:

E    A
I may be home,

       E                B
But if you'd please leave your message at the sound of the tone,

E        A        B  B7
Excuse me for my fear of the telephone

E      A
My house, my tomb,

    E            B
I can't even write a song about sitting in my room,

    E           A          B  B7
There's no room to sit, I just wait in apprehensive doom


Chorus:
     E       A
One plus one - I may be home,

     E       B
Two plus two - my telephone,

      E         A
Three plus three - excuse my fear,

     B         B7
Four plus four - the sound, the tone


Solo:

E A E B
E A B B7


Chorus:

     E       A
One plus one - I may be home,

     E          B
Two plus two - the sound, the tone,

      E         A
Three plus three - excuse my fear,

     B             B7
Four plus four, (my telephone) four, four


Chorus:

     E       A
One plus one - I may be home,

     E          B
Two plus two - the sound, the tone,

      E         A
Three plus three - excuse my fear,

     B       B7
Four plus four - the telephone


Outro: