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Key: D
β« Intro:
D
β« Chorus:
D
This ain't Texas
D
Ain't no hold 'em
D
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus
G
And throw your keys up
D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you
G D
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
D
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
N.C.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
β« Verse 1:
D
There's a tornado (There's a tornado)
D
In my city (In my city)
D
Hit the basement (Hit the basement)
D
That shit ain't pretty (That shit ain't pretty)
G
Rugged whiskey
G
'Cause we survivin'
D
Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
β« Pre-Chorus:
Bm G
Ooh, one step to the right
D
We heading to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm G
Ooh, run me to the left
D
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
β« Chorus:
D
This ain't Texas
D
Ain't no hold 'em
D
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus
G
And throw your keys up
D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
D
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
D
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
Guitar β« Solo:
D G D
β« Verse 2:
D
There's a heatwave
D
Comin' at us
D
Too hot to think straight
D
Too cold to panic
G
All of the problems
G
Just feel dramatic
D
And now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find
β« Pre-Chorus:
Bm G
Ooh, one step to the right
D
We heading to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm G
Ooh, run me to the left
D
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
β« Chorus:
D
This ain't Texas
D
Ain't no hold 'em
D
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus
G
And throw your keys up
D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
D
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
D
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
D
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
D
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
Outro-Guitar β« Solo:
D G D
Song History
Published: August 18, 2024
Last Updated: September 10, 2025