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Chorus:
C E7
Bitch, I'm lit off the elixir
F
And none the homies drivin' home, don't got a ride
G
I go retarded off the mixture
C
Can you stay with me on the phone tonight?
E7
Whenever I look at your picture
F
Can't help but wish that I was by your side
G
Throw up a peace sign, pull my zipper
C
And show my cleavage just to catch your eye
Verse:
E7
I did an impression of Spongebob
F
You said it was funny and I cringed inside
G
I used to hide weed in my lunchbox
C
Your friends would smell it and tell me to go die
E7
I wish I talked to you at parties
F
But I was scared because I thought you'd think I'm lame
G
I thought I was so cool and artsy
C
But I just realize I acted really gay
Chorus:
E7
Now, I'm lit off the elixir
F
And none the homies drivin' home, don't got a ride
G
I go retarded off the mixture
C
Can you stay with me on the phone?
E7 F G
C
On phone tonight
E7 F G C
Chorus:
E7
Whenever I look at your picture
F
Can't help but wish that I was by your side
G
Throw up a peace sign, pull my zipper
C
And show my cleavage just to catch your eye
E7
Bitch, I'm lit off the elixir
C
And none the homies drivin' home, don't got a ride
G
I go retarded off the mixture
C
Can you stay with me on the phone tonight?
Outro:
Fuck yeah, dude, that guy's gonna wanna rail my ass so hard when this comes out
Song History
Published: February 25, 2026
Last Updated: February 25, 2026